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* a man walks onto a bar with a giraff, the giraff falls over, the barman gets pissed, the man turns to leave, the barman says '' oi! you can't keep that lying there!'' the man turns and says ''thats not a lion, it's a giraff''



*a man goes into a bar, tells the barman '' i bet you 500$ i can piss into that shot glass and not miss a single drop''. the barman looks at the glass and it's the other end of the bar, he says ''your on.'' the man unzips his pants and pisses everywhere, .. (continued in jokes 2)

Countless men, possessed by the powers of the underworld, worshipped the power of the demons. In their desire to possess it for thier own, they erected a great tower- a tower to join the world of demons and the world of men.



And these men, possessed by the demonic power, climbed their way on a journey to make their way to the world of demons.



There has never been a deed more evil than this.



In this time of need, Sparda, a demon swordsman arose and turning on his brethren, destroyed the demon tower.

How do I know that darkness chose me? When those who are sad or full of anguish are around me, I feel like im eating away thier happiness. I think of myself as an angel of death, just an invisible dangerous entity waiting for my time to use the darkness upon those who have sinned. I didn't choose the darkness, the darkness chose me.