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OMG PEOPLE!!!! Why do I have to explain the concept of the Merging Lane, it is not that hard.

You DO NOT come to a stop at the end of the Merging Lane, waiting for a gap in the traffic….it is a Freeway, there will be no gap in the traffic, and if you are driving in a lane that has a Merging Lane that merges into it you DO NOT speed up, blocking the way of the car that has just speed up ready to merge into the main traffic, giving them no choice but to drive off the road into the grass, gravel, a metal fence or somewhere else a car should not be.

Merging Lane people, hence the name….MURGING LANE!!!



All the people who do not know how to use a Merging Lane should be rounded up and sent to a island were there is no Merging Lanes.