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1. Your tea break is a fly.

2. You listen to NECR (and call it Neep Radio).

3. You greet people by saying "Fit like iday".

4. You know the colours, makes and models of tractors.

5. The wether man is known for being wrong.

6. You strongly dislike "i cooncil" and "i cooncilors".

7. You think its a hot day when the temperature is not 0.

8. You don't start anything...you get yockit.

9. Turra show is a must attend!

10. You know how to pronounce Finzean correctly.

11. When it doesn't feel normal if it isn't dull, grey and drizzling.

12. Ye start spikin, an' th' toonsers dinna unnerstan fit ye say.

13. Ye ken that mony a meikle maks a muckle.

14. i' sna' ploo blocks ye in instead o' helpin' ye oot.

15. fan ya ken fit glaikit means!

16. When you know where Strathboggie Saws is

17. When your local Fishermen are famous world wide!

18. Ye see the 1st Tarland sign post coming oot fae the toon, ging ower the "Queens View", see "Morven" n dodge the potholes a the wae doon te the village!!

19. your local news must include every night a car crash, boat it trouble & a lost hill walker...

20. when everytime it snows its the worst effective area in the UK

21. When you know there is a difference between a roll and a softy, with the former also being a rowie or buttery

22. When you love Waves Radio from Peterhead

23. fan the busses aren't on time, or they never appear at all.

24. When English folk ca ye furry boots cos ye ask far aboots dae ye came fae

25. Fan yi ken how to pronounce St Combs...unlike them idiots that say St Coombs...what do you brush your hair with? A COMB NOT A COOMB!

26. You 'coorie doon' in bed when you're cold

27. You know how to pronounce Garioch correctly

28. when you know what 'heech' means and know how to say it correctly

29. your read the news by a prepubescent teenager

30. When only a "bozie" will make you feel better!

31. you can pronounce the villages/towns of Deeside....Brimmar,Bulter,Abine and Bunkry.

32. you understand what 'rowies, butteries and rolls' are know where they stock Aitkens

33. when naebody ilse understands fit yiv said!

34. fan ye say garioch "geary" and nae gary-o-ch! :)

35. fan u ken fit a loon and quine is neen oh this lads and lassies!!!

36. when the last bus home is at 3... in the afternoon not the morning!

37. when the 201 bus is the only way out of Deeside if there is snow..

38. if you know the thistle windows song

39. when you know the answer to Foos yer doos!

40. its a sair feight fer a half loaf!

41. when you are willing to visit people south of where you live but you seem to be in a foreign country to them!

42. Burn's Night turns into Burn's Fornight, nothing but Haggis, Neeps and Tatties for 2 weeks

43. you work in pharmacey n customers come to collect " a baggie o peels"

44. when 'Aye aye, min', follwed by 'Aye', can pass for a friendly yet informative greeting between close friends.

45. When you join this group and realise you know half the people on the page...

46. You only watch the news to snigger at Sean Batty's name!

47. NECR or Waves Radio’s....is ALWAYS on taxi radios/bus radios

48. when the saying "nae affa bad fer a haf chad neep eh son" makes sense haha!

49. You know Cults is Cults And Culter is COOTER

50. You can pronounce Findochty

51. You visit friends and stand on the doorstep for an hour blethering. After knowing them for 20 years you might be invited in, but they won´t put on the kettle for at least two hours.

52. If u get a scare u get a richt fleg!

53. fan ye ha oat cakes for ur fly

54. B.A stores is a must if ur near by

55. Fan ye call neighbouring villages neep chawing hoors

56. michty aye fan ye kein fit a soor milk tanker is or a tappner

57. Lousing times fan ye gin hame at nicht

58. Ye gin oot for a dram or twa at the wikend

59. Efter the spring show ye hiv te gin te the craig mile

60. you ha te hud her chappin or flat oot

61. Fan yi ken the difference between a coo and a heifer!

62. fan yi ask 'furriboots ya gan'???????

63. fan yi get bored of snow

64. You can pronounce Tough (not tuff), Stra'an (not Strawn / Strachan)

65. You buy a pair o' sheen or sluppers for your feet

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CarnelianMyst
01:29 Apr 15 2010

Och aye da NOOOOOOOOOOOO...dammit I'm all homesick now thanks to ye!

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