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Bless your heart, you sweet summer child. No, you are not going to be "known through vampire fiction as being that good I captivate tons of people with my work". Nor will you be "the most famous vampire writer in the whole world" when you can't even write simple sentences. Still, it's good to have a dream.

But what you will be, now and forever, is an insufferable lackwit with the manners of a troglodyte and the charisma of a failed serial killer.

And the Beast of Caer-Bannog? I guess you could call it a combination of your two favorite things - a vampire and a rabbit. Nothing to do with Julius Caesar, you silly boy :D