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TRUE STORY:



One day there was a big fluffy psychotic hoe that lived next door, randomly she waved and said 'hello' from her window. Thhis big fluffy psychotic hoe ended up appearing more and more everyday. Well for some time she became owned so I am her pimp for eva! She is mi hoe!



But later on this big fluffy psychotic hoe burnt her damn hand on my cigg...





WHICH JUST MEANS SHE IS NOW BRANDED BY ME AND TRULEY IS OWNED BY ME MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!





moral of the story, don't stand by a cigg.....or you shall be owned and have your soul sucked from your body!!!

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borked
00:04 Jul 01 2010

omg thats relly good!!

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