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WARNING!! THIS IS A PRODUCT OF MY DISTRUBED IMAGINATION!! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR GROSSED OUT AT THE MENTION OF TRAIN ACCIDENTS, PLEASE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!! IF NOT, ENJOY...



There once was a dog, all white-brown and fluffy,

And the name of this dog was Formaldehyde Puppy.

It loved to jump and bounce with glee,

But this dumb dog has a death wish, you see.





It was on a night, so cloudy with rain,

That Formaldehyde Puppy discovered the Train.

He stood on the tracks, just sniffing around,

While Conductor Bob was pulling freit through town.





Little boy, Jack, was watching it all,

When it came time for the canine to fall.

Then came the train, as fast as a car,

Closing the distance, and not very far.





"Omigosh, little Puppy!!" he cried out in vain,

And as the dog perked his head up, it was nailed by the train.

It was far too late, the little Jack knew,

He only watched in horror as one puppy became two.



The train moved on, as if all were well,

Who knew if the puppy was in heaven or hell.

The guts and the brains were strewn all over the tracks,

And as quiet arrived, so did the rats.





They ate and they gnawed and the ripped him to shreds,

And became covered in blood, all soaking and red.

Jack started to scream, but stopped when he saw,

That Formaldehyde Puppy had survived after all.





His lungs were smashed and his wine was quite sad,

and Jack felt deep inside that it must hurt quiet bad.

So he knelt by the thing, caressing its "head",

Until it coughed up its heart, pronouncing it dead.





Jack grew up disturbed as any boy would

With the thought of that night, he went as insane as he could.

He painted pictures of trains, all stained with doom.

It was the night Formaldehyde Puppy died under the moon….