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	      This description is an accurate reflection of me, and i want you all to know who i am, but in the same sense, there is a certain appeal to mystery, so i will make this short and sweet:
Booze and chickees are fine aplenty, but taken together and you will feel empty.  Love is good, but relationships are sometimes better.  Who am i kidding, go out and get 'er!!
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I know it's kind of wierd to be asking, but if anyone sees my lost hotdog, please...let me know. 
Favorite Pick-up Line:
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
In a nut-shell, that was me ("look at me, i'm in a nut shell heehee"). I am not going to tell you "if you dont like it, F*CK off", cuz that's not me.  But i don't mind you dropping by and leaving me massages....oop. mEssages.
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