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This is the product of Me and Sarah when we were bored in study,









My life sucks

I get no fucks

I want to get hit by a truck

I'm out of luck

Might as well give up

I'm stuck in the muck

I love a hobo named Chuck

But hes doesn't love me back

I dont have a big enough rack

Plus my dog ate all of his crack

I will never be able to whack his sack

So I'll wear all black

And I'll cut myself for snacks from blacks

At least their sacks are bigger than Chuck's.

And when I dont have him, I got my rubber duck.

Oh shucks , My luck ran up.

Im bleeding on the floor

I should have waited, I got fucked with a knife by a whore

THE END