LOUELLA'S COFFIN TIPS
Louella Prune
Howls at the moon
And lectures on
Manners and etiquette:
"Don't be caught dead
Eating in bed
Like my cousins
In northern Connecticut.
"Ever so often,
Tidy your coffin
And clean up the food
That you hide in it.
"Or one summer's day
The neighbors might say
That something or someone
Surely died in it!"
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