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Vampires should practice iron body so they have resistance to rivals.

A simple form of iron body is standing in bow stance and putting your hands or fists on your waist. When you open your channels only do it on Wednesday.

Lazy iron body

Lie on two tree stumps divide your weight from the bottom of your neck and the middle of your legs to start out. Do it for a long time after feeding.

All right so I've never fed properly in 25 years I have been a grand stand but now I know how to do it. You have a portion of plasma precursors and then drink tonics the rest of the day. My father told me just to have 4 teaspoons plasma precursor a day. Soooooouuuah* I'm happy now.

*Disturbed band

The Mexican government has technology to kill people out of thin air it's like some south park episode. Some poor slob got victimized by Microsoft security. Vampires stay away from ducks I get beemed every day.

I've been working on my plasma precursors I'm working with cooking oils water and spices. I also found a female friend I can trust she's an occultist that doesn't smoke or drink we are going to hang out in my lair room listen to music and drink coffee and tazo tea. She actually knows another vampire.

Happy Friday everyone have fun get fucked get inebriated comfortably or be a geek like me...

We rule the night, children of darkness the children of Satana praise Satana.

Haven't been here in a while just having a lot of spiritual problems. I worship a demon now he is really good to me and made me work really hard I don't mind now I love him.

Just saying hi to all my goth, witch and vampire peers

With technology and medication I'm concerned I'm being mutated just trying to drink my carrot and orange juice with a 1/4 teaspoon baking soda per cup. The navy keeps taking out my CD player so I have no music.