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Okay so a guy is

near the

end of his

senior

year in high school.

Unfortunately,

he still has to share a room with his

younger

brother who is only 9

years

old.







One night, he decides to bring his

girlfriend home

for a little fun.

They

have bunk beds and the guy notices that

his little

brother is already

asleep

on the lower bunk, so he and his

girlfriend climb

up

to the top bunk.







As you

might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother

is

sleeping below so he tells

his

girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants

it

harder and "tomato" if

she

wants a new position.































Lettuce!!!































Tomato!!!































Lettuce!!!































Tomato!!!































Lettuce!!!































Tomato!!!





















She screams.































Lettuce!!!





























Tomato!!!



















Whoa!!!





















PULL IT OUT!!!





















PULL IT OUT NOW!!!





















I can't get pregnant!















Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,

would you

guys stop making

sandwiches up there! You're getting

mayonnaise

all over my

face!*!*!*!*!









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1 hour- You'll have bad sex









20 min - Your crush will kiss you









15min - Your crush will tongue you









5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out n da next 2 mins













2 min - You will stay with your

crush forever

repost this as

BEST SEX JOKE EVER!!!!