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Little Johnny went up to his father and said,



"Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between "potentially" and "realistically". Can

you help me?"



The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your

mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."



So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University."



Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with

him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"



Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, "Would you

sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks

would buy?"



Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went

back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the

difference between potentially and realistically?"



Little Johnny replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are

sitting on three million dollars............. But realistically,.........we're living with two sluts and a queer."