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Finally success! After a fucking frustrating registration process my carrier finally permitted me to view my own sodding account, yes the one I fucking pay for! All I did was make a simple change to my plan. All hail Vodafone. (Bastards, anyone would think I spend too much time on social media).



PS: They can shove their shiny new phones up their fucking ass, after way too much chit chat perhaps it's sunk in that I'm happy with my trusty old phone.