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Geez! Now she got me thinking about the fucking gardens. Those freaking squirrels! Buy one mature CallaLilli (20 bucks). Plant (dirty hands). Wake up the next morning to find it laying on the ground, chewed off at the base of the stalk and the bulb below missing....fucking squirrels!!! Not only do they steal everything you put in the ground, but they are also arrogant little fuckers. I caught one rooting around in the garden, so I went back to shoo him away. So, he hopped up on the fence and waited for me. Then, when I was close enough to grab the little shit, he smiled to show me the flower bulb in his mouth and scurried off.



I'm buying a pellet gun.

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MistressxRobin3
00:32 Jul 30 2009

hahahhaha



ouch....



say...... get some hot triggers wire them to some m 80's wire the m 80 s to the plants....since you know the planet is gone to kinda begin with..... see them close..... the blow them away lol

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Nicnivian
14:51 Jul 31 2009

lol my bulbs are all 8-10 inches down (I'm NOT an expert gardener lol)



Yeah I'm still waiting for my home entertainment unit .... a bird feeder and a B-B Gun lol it'll work just as well on the tree rats!!!

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I just realised that I haven't bitched about the grass once yet this season. I'd better do so, else the snow will get jealous.



The damned grass! It really made me cross today. Fuckers. It's been so wet for so long that I finally got a chance today to get the shit cut. It sucked! Really heavy. I might put paving the yard as the next thing on my things to do list.



Fucking grass. Oh, and don't even get me started on the gardens! That's a few rants all by itself! Damned gardens. What was I thinking!

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birra
03:18 Jul 29 2009

It's so difficult to keep the Earth from growing wild and recycling everything it can...

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Nicnivian
12:41 Jul 29 2009

least you don't have squirrels thinking your calla lilies, bushes of mums and Gerber daisies are a freaking smorgasbord ... noooo they can't eat the snowballs or Solomon's glove or any other retched looking plants your trying to weed/kill out. They go right for the stuff ya damn well plant!! *grumbles*



There :D a rant for your gardens lol

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ThothLestat
19:15 Jul 29 2009

Just think how easy it would be clean off astro-turf with a leafblower!



We had no rain for 5 weeks, and watering my lawn did little to keep it alive. So now it's half-dead in parts. And the parts that ARE alive, look pathetic.



yay.

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