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A table with only one leg

A thousand used staples

A paper bag with no bottom

A baseball that has been cut in half

A fork with only one prong

Peanut shells

Someone else’s high school report card

Rusty bathtub

A 2009 calendar

An umbrella with holes in it







Ok, here is the deal: In my speech class I have to try to sell one of these items. I am hard pressed to come up with something for almost any of them...



Some of the past ideas that students have used are :



for the rusty bathtub-- a way to shave and exfoliate all at once



someone else's highschool report card-- get a famous person's report card and sell it



1 legged table-- its a hotdog roaster..







so yeah, as you can see it doesnt have to be practical... but I am coming up with a blank

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XxNephthysxX
21:30 Feb 23 2010

I do believe a fork with only one prong is a knife >_>



Or a metal cocktail stick.



That help you any?



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what are some uses for an umbrella with holes in it????? Yes this is kinda serious, I NEED to know

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Morrigon
20:05 Feb 22 2010

So the wind doesn't turn it inside out. The holes provide an open path for any wind that may hit it, lessening the chance of it being turned inside out.

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DireConsequences
20:09 Feb 22 2010

I agree with her...



And what the fuck, Brett? Speech class?

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damn it... I am mad at vr right now. yeah I understand that it is a premi privilege but damn it, I wanted to use it and I am broke... Oh well, I will get a premi one day...

Yay, that test was fairly easy!!!! Now instead of 4 hours to wait its more like 6.... Ahhhhhhhhh







Oh well, leave me time to do my work...