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**WARNING**

NEVER mix vodka, whiskey, baileys and 65% rum.



WHY? you will get so mantered that you cannot walk. Not only will your friends have to drag you up stairs you will also sit on the toilet naked from the waist down chukking up infront of yur boyfriend. How attractive?



As you can probably tell. I DDNT have a nice day.



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cntstskyler
10:07 Feb 24 2025

You cant do that, mixing clear liqour and not clear liquor is dangerous.

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hey! last day of skool 2day!!!!

*woot woot*

i am extremely happy as yu may have pikked up! i now have a full skool less week full of partys, narcotics and sex.... aaaaawwwww yeeaaaaaa.



Ope evri1 else have a fun holiday!!!!



*************Peace Out****************

Ok. so its the last week of school. thats gud. however things arnt goin too well!

ive bin hakked on msn by a fat cunt who needs tu get a life, im not duing so well in school, and ive put on 2 pounds ... yey isnt life gr8?

it seems ive bin neglecting yu V-R. im sorry ive just not had much time to socialise with my vampire buddies.

eni hoo. beta luv u n leave yu! seeya soon xxx

VVvvVV

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cntstskyler
10:10 Feb 24 2025

All you need to do is 10 pushups a day and girls like when you smell nice

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