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I'm sure you can imagine

As plain as you can be

The place is Picadilly

The player He and She



She whispered "Will it hurt me?"

"Of course not" answered he

"It's a very simple process,

You can rely on me."



She said "I'm frightened,

I've not had this before.

My friend has had it five times.

And said it can be sore."



Then finally contented

Laid back and relaxed a bit

Quickly and readily he bent over her

And then he started it



It was growing rather painful

Tears formed in her eyes

It was hurting quite a bit now

It must have been quite a size



"Calm yourself," he whispered

His face was filled with a grin

"Try and open a bit wider

So I can get it in".



"It's coming now,"he whispered.

"I know."she cried in a bliss

Feeling it deep within her now

She said "I am glad I am having this.."



And with final effort

She gave a frightened shout.

He gripped it in anguish

And quickly pulled it out.



She lay back quite contented

Sighed and gave a smile

She said," I am glad I came now

You made it worth my while."



Now if you read this carefully

The dentist you will find...

Is not what you imagined

It's just your dirty mind!!