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The dead hooker is effin funny...then again dead hookers usually are lol ha ha ha

that break neck one is fucking awesome

and i thank jebus every day for letting me play games naked! lol

hmmmm so after all those damn wedding magazines you made me look at, you have NO ideas? seriously errrrr you made my brain ingest all those dresses and junk? lol

Bite me hoe. At least I'm going to let you wear black and pants in my wedding!

I dunno but if you insist on me being in a dress it better look like this. I'll stop eating now that way I'm skinny enough to fit in it by 2013.









Here's your cake

Seeing as how you are my second maid of honor, you can wear that exact dress. I love it, and I'm surprised you like it at all.



and yes my cake will be similar to that somehow, but i was thinking of having the bottom layer shaped like a coffin with an open door and the cake sitting inside it.

hmmm love the coffin idear. though i might try to make the top of the dress like a black corset or something, slightly more gothic cause that looks disturbingly like the leotard Jennifer Beals wore in that weird totally annoying 80's dance movie. lol