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halloween joke
22:55 Oct 29 2008
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:











BUMP...















BUMP...















BUMP...



















Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.















BUMP...



















BUMP...



















BUMP...























Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.



















FASTER...















FASTER....



















BUMP...



















BUMP...



















BUMP....















He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.











clappity-BUMP...















clappity-BUMP...











clappity-BUMP...











on his heels, as the terrified man runs.















Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.















With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.







































Bumping and clapping toward him.















The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...















and,



































(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)















The coffin stops.

hehehe
22:53 Oct 29 2008
Times Read: 611






Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.



One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.



The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.



After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'





'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.





Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.









'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'





Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.

Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly

little cute.....clean jokes



Sounds to me like she's been 'sweeping' around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!