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oi.... what a charming day i have had..... one of my professors was a complete dickhead to me.... and humiliated me in front of my entire class... but... you know.. come wednesday he is sorely going to be regretting that because i now have what i needed to prove that i was right... and he is the one that will end up looking like a giant turd..... which i am going to enjoy heh

hmm.. and while we are on the subject of giant turds.... let it be known that i truly despise it when a guy is trying to um..."get" with me and continues throwing his nakedness around and fucking anything with an adequate size hole...

but apparently thats ok because they "love" you...

oi... i don't think most people would know what that was if it bit them on their nipple... that is why i abstain from relationships.... ick!.... too much non-sense and whatnot....

i think.. i shall move to an island with mr.vodka tainted banana... and cap't feathersword oneday.... muahahahaha... heh

oi.... but i did see something cute today!.... a man dressed up as a giant weed..... like the kind you smoke.... it was very.... shall we say... interesting! hehe