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Nasty sex poems hahah



roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open ur legs and give me an hour



Kissing Is A Habit

Fucking Is A Game

Guys Get All The Pleasure

Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure

9 Months Of Pain

3 Days In The Hospital

A Baby Without A Name

The Baby Is A Bastard

The Mother Is A Whore

This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!



Sex is like math

You subtract the clothes

Add the bed

Divide the legs

And Pray to god

You dont multiply



Roses are red

Grass is green

Open your legs

And I'll fill you with cream



Hickory dickory dock

This bitch was suckin my cock

The clock struck two

I dumped my goo

And dumped her to the end of the block



Sex is good

Sex is fine

Doggy Style & 69

Just for fun

Or gettin paid

Everyone likes gettin laid



Sex is evil

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in!!!



u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!



roses are nice

violets are fine.

ill be the six

if you be the nine.



Repost this as ''nasty sex poem''



if u repost this in 1 min: they guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u.



if u repost this in 2 min: the guy/girl that you like will give you a hug and a kiss on the cheek



if u repost this in 3 min: you'll find $20 while your out shoppin