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05:10 Dec 26 2014
Times Read: 525
Reminds me of my family dinner this evening......
Bahahahahahahahahhaahahaha!!!
05:33 Dec 18 2014
Times Read: 542
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
~busts out laughing~
04:06 Dec 15 2014
Times Read: 550
So the background noise tonight is Disney's Sleeping Beauty LOL..Don't judge me! Ok, maybe just a little because I am singing along, even as I am typing this!
04:24 Dec 11 2014
Times Read: 574
Today was such a long day :l I'm tired but wide awake..wait what? I know that doesn't make sense at all but it's how I feel right now. This week has been an emotionally and physically exhausting for me. I am so glad I am off the next two days :) I will be doing some volunteer work at a animal rescue tomorrow afternoon. I hope I get to play with all the puppies...kinda like this
~grins~
03:16 Dec 09 2014
Times Read: 581
You like the smell of blood
When it's pumpin' like a factory
Ooh, you like your words to cut
You like to choose the best artillery
I wonder who you're thinkin' of
Who am I
Am I the epitome
Of everything you hate
And you desire
You love me like an enemy
PRIVATE ENTRY
05:49 Dec 06 2014
Times Read: 588
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05:46 Dec 05 2014
Times Read: 615
"You put this in me. So now what?"
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