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05:10 Dec 26 2014
Times Read: 535

Reminds me of my family dinner this evening......

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Bahahahahahahahahhaahahaha!!!
05:33 Dec 18 2014
Times Read: 552

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

~busts out laughing~

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Zombiman
13:54 Dec 26 2014

"Do these jeans make my butt look big?"

No honey, it just makes the rest of you look really small.

vampyrebeauty
14:47 Dec 26 2014

Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

04:06 Dec 15 2014
Times Read: 560

So the background noise tonight is Disney's Sleeping Beauty LOL..Don't judge me! Ok, maybe just a little because I am singing along, even as I am typing this!

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04:24 Dec 11 2014
Times Read: 584

Today was such a long day :l I'm tired but wide awake..wait what? I know that doesn't make sense at all but it's how I feel right now. This week has been an emotionally and physically exhausting for me. I am so glad I am off the next two days :) I will be doing some volunteer work at a animal rescue tomorrow afternoon. I hope I get to play with all the puppies...kinda like this

~grins~

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03:16 Dec 09 2014
Times Read: 591

You like the smell of blood

When it's pumpin' like a factory

Ooh, you like your words to cut

You like to choose the best artillery

I wonder who you're thinkin' of

Who am I

Am I the epitome

Of everything you hate

And you desire

You love me like an enemy

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