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I'll tell you something, er, it's I've just been feeling a bit depressed recently, but, thought losing weight might be able to help me.



And, erm, I was in, er, the living room and, er, I was getting overwhelmed with counting calories and diets and stuff, you know.



And I suddenly thought: there's got to be a very simple approach to losing weight. And, er, I just sat there, you know. And I thought: 'Well, no, fuck it, I won't eat.' And every half-hour when I wanted to eat, you know, I stopped myself, you know, .....



I didn't eat for a day, and then a week, and I kept going 'cause I've this incredible quality which is, um, I don't know how you can define it but I would, er, say it is, um, I'd say it is stupidity.



Which, er, very few people I've known have got .....



..... to quite the same extent that I has.



I didn't eat.



Well, stupidity and also not eating is addictive. I started to enjoy the feeling of not eating.



I didn't eat for two months, two and a-half months.



I got addicted to not eating. I lost all muscle. I got the arms and chest of Ghandi. I even lost my voluptuous, swinging breasts. I kept my belly but it fell out of the bucket, on account of I lost my abdominal muscles. But that's OK 'cause I can hide it by tucking it into my pants.

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Oceanne
03:37 May 11 2010

By the looks of this entry and a comment you left in someone's journal,you sound like youve been smokin waaayyy too much crack .maybe thats why youve lost your weight.Either way,you dont sound healthy at ALL.

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vapors
04:37 May 11 2010

Healthy?



Huhh, yeah.



There are many wonderful things in this world and one of those things is death and paralysis. If you can get both simultaneous, you're v-, you're very very lucky 'cause often you get paralysed first and you get death later. Other people get death first and paralysis later and they're very unlucky because if the two come simultaneous you should be so lucky.

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vapors
04:50 May 11 2010

Mmmmmmmmmm

Crack pipe all in my room

Mmmmmmmmmm

Crack pipe all in my room

Some pretty crack pipe

Better get this crack pipe soon.



Crack pipe is evil.

Crack pipe is all I see.

Crack pipe is evil.

Crack pipe is all I see.



Woke up this morning

Crack pipe moved in on me.

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Oceanne
00:42 May 13 2010

It sure has!! LOL

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xxEmaeraldxx
19:10 Aug 11 2015

You totally craic me up Miz. Miss you buckets.

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