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i am sitting in barns and noble book store, admitedly working on my book about vampires and i notices a grewp of people sitting a couple of tables away from me one is dressed in a top hat and off the wall hot toppic clothes as the rest are where ripped to shreds jeans and what ever they found on the floor of there rooms that day that was wash 3 weeks ago this is not my problem with them i a few years ago dressed the same minus the top hat but now thanks to some gidance from an older better dressed friend i am dressed to the 9's, but i digress. one of the kids opened there mouth to take a sip of his drink and to my revoltion he had FAKE vampire teeth in and i soon relized the rest did too now those gagg one you win at the arcade and play around with for a few hours and throw away those would be almost funny i think now these were the kind you by at holloween to freak out the naborhood kids and the people at a party, two things i find very wrong with this 1:its not holloween and 2: its pothetic.

at this point i turned off my ipod to hear them talk and they were conversing on such popular vampire topics as what the best sun screen is and the manga they were reading.......*sigh*

i wanted to go over and tell them : A vampires dont exist atleast not in reality B real vampires would be stylish c they wouldnt walk around baring there fangs all day D they would be in good shape and have beautiful skin. i also wanted tell them that if i thought real vampire exsisted id be real careful about going around saying i was one cause they might not like it much and deside to crucify such a person to the nearest interstate sign at a warning ^-^

but idk maybe these kids were creatures of the night and they would have tryed to drink me dry if i had said these things to them but i wouldnt have been to worried even then cause they were a bit pudgy and out of shape and i could have out ran them in a slow jont

with love to those who dont believe they are vampire and disrespect to those who do your friendly writer joe.

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Bijou
00:56 Feb 02 2011

actually I have vampire fangs that I sometimes wear out in public and I don't consider myslef pothetic. I still shop at hot topic. I mean I don't believe vampires are real and I hate twulight. personally sounds like they would have made an interesting story. An old more mature vamp taking the younger generation vampires under his wing and teach them about the old ways.

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lordxofxwar
03:09 Feb 04 2011

There are no such things as actual vampires..... That's my standing on the topic, and like I said to Joe on the phone they are pathetic. I saw a pic of one, it gave me a good laugh.... The only blood like substance that I could have imagined the one guy I saw *Joe sent me a pic* drinking is the red cranberry filling from a Crispy Cream Pastry.



Thanks,

LoW

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