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I fall through a brightly coloured lattice of spiralings. Increasing in speed Im begining to see the bottom in the distance. It is coming closer at an incredable speed. As I reach the bottom I am confronted by a neon sign saying that I am on the edge of all conceivable reality. Attached to some sort of bungee apparartus I am flung back through the brightly coloured lattice of sprialings and set down in a room filled with all kinds of strange creatures. I am then forced to kick a whole bunch of fairyale ass in order to get outside to have a durry.