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Smartass syndrome

Person with smartass syndrome, a common syndrome that affects the brain and the mental state. Its symptoms are hoarding, smartass remarks, superiority complex, and trashy talk, and becoming a social outcast.

History
Smartass syndrome has been recorded throughout history as dumbass syndrome of the head or dumbassitis that affects the nervous system of the brain by a dumbworm.

Common Signs & Issues
Morbid smartass syndrome is caused by the huffing of assweed that causes delusions of hoarding, rash remarks, uncontrollable urges, grandiose, superiority complex, smartasses, and trashy talk.

"Shut up I know more!"
The "Shut up I know more" phrase is quite common in a smartass's vocabulary. This is cured by a kick in the ass kick and then a whack to the frontal lobe.

Development
Yes, you can be born a smartass and became worse as you get older. You'll start saying offensive things to people for fun to a barrage of insults to the point that you are pissing people off.


Stereotypes of Smartasses
Republicans were once accused as being cold and hateful smartasses until the Liberals were eventually exposed as the most smartass political party in the world.
Smartass syndrome is not real, WRONG it's just as real as other syndromes.

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EstrangedOne
02:15 Jul 21 2023

ROFLMGDAO!!!!
Oh, this is a good one.

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Why are there so few vampires of advanced years in existence? In any given year, there are probably dozens if not scores of new vampires created within the lands. Logically, then, there should be a considerable number of Very Old and Ancient vampires.

In fact, there appears to be surprisingly few of these creatures. Why? What is it that limits the practical longevity of these creatures?

It seems that after a century, or maybe several centuries, insanity sometimes takes them (see Chapter Eleven, "The Mind of the Vampire"). Also, vampire hunters may destroy them. Or perhaps the creature, in a despair that mortals can never know, ends its own wretched existence.

With so much going against them, the longevity question turns upon itself and we ask, "How do any vampires reach Patriarch age?" I conclude that this is the main purpose of "going into the ground", or hibernation. When the weight of the years grows too much for a vampire, when fatalism and bleakness set in and the creature starts to fear for its sanity, the creature is advised to go into the ground. As do mortals after a good sleep, I suspect that vampires usually arise from hibernation with their minds clear of worries.

Vampires have the unique ability to hibernate for periods which may exceed a century. In addition to combating despair, the creatures may do this if circumstances are such that they are currently unable to feed sufficiently, or if they believe that they are in imminent danger from vampire hunters.

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EstrangedOne
20:24 Jul 20 2023

Coming from my own perspective and findings from the science of it all, I could give you the simple version, or the abridged version. All I can really say is :: via the scientific standpoint... "take your pick".

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The girl said "are you really 44? Wow u look so much younger" , u must tell me your secret" . The man answered with "it are my good genes".

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EstrangedOne
21:31 Jul 05 2023

I don't know if this is funny as Hell, or twisted as shit... but it has me cocking an eyebrow, to say the least.

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