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My day I wake up after shitting the bed again as I can't be bothered to go to toilet at night so I buy adult nappies the warmth of my shit feels nice

So after I wake I order loads of McDonald's yummy for my tum tum then I do my exercise by watching people exercise in tv

Fucking wears me out then I go lay down for bit and order take out and loads kfc and cola

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AngryDarkness
15:39 Dec 15 2018

Grow up! high school is over child.

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Went to toilet earlier nearly got my ass stuck down there

Really upset I dropped all my food I was eating every were

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Fatwomen
00:52 Dec 15 2018

I lost the tv remote oh no not this again I sat on it it up my ass

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