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I'm listening to Korn right now. Falling Away from Me. I just got back home at 8 tonight from a week long event...of sorts. A couple of my friends (two of the only three guy friends I have) dragged me along to this thing called Oklahoma D-Day. It's the world's largest paintball game (literally). There were over four thousand people that played in the game today. All fighting at once, on a 700 acre area. The woods were really pretty. Came across some very beautiful flowers in the more grassy areas too. But back to the subject. I've been waiting to get my ass home ever since we set foot on that place. We camped out there (along with many many others) for five fucking days, just for the huge fight today! I'm okay with camping...for a couple days or so. But a whole week! And to make it even worse, I was completely surrounded by 'America, fuck yea! Yay Jesus!' types that talk about nothing but fishing and beer. It was a personal hell for me. I didn't dare express any of MY opinions, lest I be torn into pieces and deep fried by redneck bumpkin FUCKS!!! I'm suprised I haven't spontaneously combusted by now. I would pay anything to see one of those three hundred pound, hair lip, ever spitting, ever prejudice, BASTARDS get trampled to death by a batch of pygmy goats. You know, those little tiny goats with the devil eyes. Those things are funny as hell! So yea, this week was torture. AND I'm fucking sunburned to hell and back. It better not make me tan! I prefer to keep my natural ghostly paleness. ...At least the game itself was fun (I'm not an avid paintballer. I was just doing this for my two friends). I got split up from my platoon during a firefight at the beginning of the game, but I met up with a group of about twenty college guys. I loved that! Fun as sex! Hell, we even captured more objectives ourselves than entire devisions did. We ran around screaming "WOLVERINES!!!" when we got in a fight, just like the teens in Red Dawn. So kids, the moral of this story is: watch the movie Red Dawn. It's really fucking good.