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HAHAHAHA Dirtay!

23:20 Mar 23 2009
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/41274/family-guy-lie-to-me#s-p1-st-i1


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Fuck me.. it's real.

22:09 Mar 23 2009
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So I thought M-bizzle was smoking crack when she started singing me this song at work the other night.



Fuck me running it's a real song. o.0 Crazy ass video and all. I'm not a rap fan.. but this is worth a watch. hahahaha




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PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
17:56 May 16 2011



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OMG, I think my IQ jus dropped a couple points....but hey, at least it's better than, "Peanut butter, Jelly, and a Baseball Bat......" ROFL



ShiiiCrap!!!! Where the hell is my playlist? Now I'm gonna have to listen to it all to get that song outta my head........



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Hey kkbizzle...

21:50 Mar 23 2009
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Joo can do it KK... you can fly... just like powered toast man.



GIVE IT A GO!!!




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KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
22:03 Mar 23 2009

and he's got SPARKLES TOOOOOO !!!!!!



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Pessimistic view on the artcile Blackheresy found. :P

21:20 Mar 21 2009
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O.o actually it looks more like shit that would be said in a shitty relationship in the south.... haha :P







Give him a job. Ask him to fix or build you something. Performing concrete tasks is a way of bonding that enhances his sense of success.

And hope that IF he actually does it.. he doesn't bitch about it the whole time.



Ask his opinion. Whether it's about your 401(k) options or the best travel sites, it telegraphs that you value his brain as much as you do his brawn.

His opinion will most likely be Iunno (That's I don't know, by someone too lazy to enunciate).



Wear soft materials. Delicate textures like rayon, silk, and faux fur trigger an intense response in single men. These fabrics accentuate your softer, feminine nature, which heightens his amorous instincts. Soft but cheap, so he doesn't bitch about how much it cost. As a matter of fact, maybe just stick to walmart brand.



Don his clothes. It shows that you've chosen him over other guys. Hope he doesn't yell 'your stretching out my favorite shirt with your big titties woman!'



Blow him off. Single men hate the idea of being tied down socially, so turn down occasional plans. He'll not only feel easier -- and open up more -- around you, but he'll also start to wonder what you're doing and pursue you more. Blow him off... and you'll have to clean up what him and his buddies did to your house when you come home.



Share your own fears.

“Guys often hold back because they think most chicks are baby-hungry ring-hunters”

Guys often hold back because they think most chicks are baby-hungry ring-hunters. So if you feel nervous about committing, let him know. He'll be reassured that you're navigating new waters too, not trying to trap him.Hope they don't reply with, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.



Reinvent yourself. Little changes in your appearance now and then -- say, hair up in a ponytail one day, down the next, etc. -- remind him that you've got zillions of facets to your personality too. Read: no rut risks. IF he notices, he'll probably reply with.. "How much did THAT cost, hopefully not much."



Respect his privacy. A physical space that's totally his is a huge symbol of independence to a man. Signal that you respect that by, say, staying out of desk drawers and not peeking at his caller ID when his phone rings. Don't respect his privacy so much that it takes you a month to find his dirty boxers he stuffed in his desk drawer, or that half a sandwich he dropped under it.



Make him happier. Laugh when one of you loses balance during an intimate moment. Go to stupid movies. Drag him out when he's crabby. If you can keep things light, even during stressful times, you'll become indispensable. Good luck getting him to laugh with you and not at you.



Be a social butterfly. Guys are good at left-brain stuff, like sales and sports, but can get awkward when it comes to social graces. Take the lead and charm the people you meet and he'll be extra grateful to have you. But he may take credit for making those new friends... whatever. Hope to gawd he doesn't scratch, belch, or play a rousing game of pull my finger.



Play mind games. Activities that require mental prowess -- like Scrabble, puzzles, and chess -- can prod his passion. It sounds nuts, but proof of your problem-solving abilities subconsciously shows him you're a desirable choice for carrying on his genes. Yeah right, some of them hate it when you're smarter than they are.



Act like the grand prize. Seeing you through other people's eyes reminds him how special you are. Invite him to an event where you'll excel (whether it's karaoke or a fun run), or have him stand between you and another man you think is getting too close at a bar. 'Woman, what in the hell are you doing? He ain't looking at you!' Nuff said.



Let him see you primp. Grooming in front of him enhances intimacy because it's something other guys don't get to witness. Just keep it goddesslike (applying lipstick or powder), not gross (bleaching your moustache). 'I don't know why you go through all of that trouble... it doesn't help THAT much anyway.' nuff said again



Cook together. Being around food spikes oxytocin levels in males. The more often you prep dinner a deux, the more he'll associate you with the good feelings he gets from eating it. 'How many people do you think it takes to microwave a frozen dinner?'



Stock your pad. When buying groceries you don't have a preference on, get a brand he uses. He'll subconsciously feel at home at your place. Catnap near him or let yourself doze off in his arms so he sees you in your most trusting, completely relaxed state. But GAWD FORBID you buy the wrong shit!

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Stikki
Stikki
21:59 Mar 21 2009

LMAO!! If a woman dozes off in my arms, I'm writing on her face with a sharpie :)



Ok..not really.



Maybe.



Maybe not :P




KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
01:06 Mar 22 2009

like i said in BH's journal ...

all those things might work, as long as the girl has a tiny waist and HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE boobs ... .... ....





 

;P

22:09 Mar 20 2009
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HAHAHA this one is for all of the bitches that I work with... who will be getting drunk and making out with each other tonight! w00t!








MusicPlaylist
MySpace Playlist at MixPod.com


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=P

19:52 Mar 13 2009
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For the boy who doesn't know what Type O Negative sounds like. LOL



Mmmmm Peter Steele can serenade me ANY time.



You have to start this one on your own, I turned auto start off. And it's on shuffle.







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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
00:00 Mar 21 2009

I wonder if I could just filter out his voice and keep the music, cause it kicks ass. Sorry, he does nothing for me. I wonder if Dio or Ozzy are available...heh. I suppose I will admit he does have a unique kind of voice like those two.





 

01:11 Mar 13 2009
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See!!!



I told you that bodies bounce!! If they don't smack hard enough to splat, they bounce.




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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
00:01 Mar 21 2009

Ummm, ouch.





 

01:01 Mar 13 2009
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Fattest fucking monkey I've ever seen.




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KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
01:33 Mar 13 2009

the people that OWN that monkey need to be SHOT lol

ONE for letting it GET that fat lol and TWO for not being able to catch the fat lil fucker when it ran away .. and THREE for not reporting it missing !!!



seriously ..

thats NOT healthy for that lil guy lolol





 

Hahaha wtf???

00:59 Mar 13 2009
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Who the fuck puts camels in a car???



There's that camel noise we were talking about the other night. hahaha




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Stikki
Stikki
02:49 Mar 13 2009

That isn't the strangest thing I have seen, but it's in the top 5 ;)





 

Another shining example of todays youth.

00:17 Mar 12 2009
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PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
17:55 May 16 2011



KamarillaKaine



17:49:43

Mar 11 2009



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Blackheresy



18:33:44

Mar 11 2009



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Ummm, actually this is pretty cool. I remember those 'cig' gum things as a kid...did I just date myself? ANYway, that is my twenty five cents (two cents is old school...lol.)








 

HOLY SHIT!

00:12 Mar 12 2009
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Waaaaay to fuckin close for me!



I'd have a heart attack and shit myself... o.o




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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
00:24 Mar 12 2009

He got it in the head at the last second...yup, it would be dirty diapertime for me as well...lol.





Silverbow
Silverbow
07:32 Mar 19 2009

O.o





 

This rocks..

02:19 Mar 11 2009
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WOW.. wow.. wow... just fucking wow..




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SilverWerret
SilverWerret
02:26 Mar 11 2009

not sure if its the original person to do this song on a guitar...but go to youtube and look up guitar90. both him and this chick are badass though





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:21 Mar 11 2009

that rocks.



p.s. what is it with Japanese girls and Sailor Moon costumes???





 

*poot*

01:25 Mar 11 2009
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HAHAHAHA I didn't know TB was on the city council! ;P




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ElizabethRose
ElizabethRose
04:33 Mar 11 2009

ROFLMAOOOOOOOO

This had me laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face!!!





TrailorBoy
TrailorBoy
13:13 Mar 14 2009

Well, Nice to know i will be remembered for something...





 

Woah

09:31 Mar 10 2009
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And I though WC had some serious beardage. o.0



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80482517/


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KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
10:40 Mar 10 2009

*eep*



dood lol

WCs aint nuthin compared to those !!! lol





 

Ouch

09:25 Mar 10 2009
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o_0

09:14 Mar 10 2009
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*gags a little*



HAHAHA WARNING!!! barf pic....



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Maybe it's just me, but if you were behind this guy and you saw that headed your way... wouldn't you close your fucking mouth? HAHAHAHA I wonder how many other people tasted his lunch too...


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haha

08:54 Mar 10 2009
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haha what the fuck?

08:24 Mar 10 2009
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Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.



2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.



3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.



4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.



5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.



6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.



7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."



9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.



10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.



11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.



12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.



13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.


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KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
10:40 Mar 10 2009

*shifty eyes*






chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
22:13 Mar 20 2009

Is it okay if I think some of those are cute? Lmao.





 

08:21 Mar 10 2009
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Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death.



The coroner points to the first dead man. This is Cletus, he says. He died after winning $23 million on the state lottery.



He then moves onto the second smiling corpse. This is Bo, the coroner says with a grin. He died having oral sex with Trudy-May.



Finally he moves onto the last smiling corpse. This is Roscoe, says the coroner. He died after being struck by lightning.



Well, asks the detective. Why in the hell was he smiling?



Oh, says the coroner. He thought he was having his picture taken.


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KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
10:36 Mar 10 2009

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








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