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21:27 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 831

You are a dark person! Probably some pretty bad
things have happen to that made you like this.
You also have a crappy life. WOW doesn't that
suck!? Just don't go all bitter and hating the
world or anything. You can be a good person if
you let yourself be. Forget about everyone else
and just try to do things that can make your
life better. But don't turn into a selfish
b****.



Are you a dark person and if so what type of darkness are you?
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bull shit ima fucking juggalo bitch
11:15 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 834

Wow Brotha'! Your goth till the end man!



Am i a Juggalo, Goth, or Norm?
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i ran over your doggy
07:00 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 837

YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND

YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEG

YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOU

AND THEN I RAN IT OVER



YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD



I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET

AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS

I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU



YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT'S HEAD

i see that your gay
06:42 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 839

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay

i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay

i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay

you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay

inbred fuck
06:35 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 841

you toothless inbred retard

why do you still even care

there'll never be another civil war

you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire



the south won't rise again

the south won't rise again

the south won't rise again

the south won't rise again



what could you possibly gain

by breaking the country in two

your overalls are gay

let go of your sisters tit



i think it's cool that you make moonshine

it's even coller when you go blind from drinking it

how come your ancestors diden't realize

they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg



the south won't rise again

the south won't rise again

the south won't rise again

the south won't rise again

high again
06:16 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 843

Fallin' in love is one free ride

Spending my time getting high

Never know what you expect from me

The worst you get is the best you see

I'm going crazy am I really alive

If everyone fallow us do we ever survive

I sometimes wonder if I get up dead or alive

Used to be a spaceman

To far out to neverland

Enjoy it like it nothing knew

But this is heaven and hell and we don't let through

Used to be to blind to see

Destroy everythings infront of me

People stand and ask me why

Will I get up alive or will I die

to many bad habits
06:12 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 844

Well, I swear too much, I drink too many

I shoot up and smoke dope and fucked up money

I got bad habits, bad habits



And I fuck all the whores, black and white

I molest little girls who are ten and tight

I got bad habits, bad habits



I'm a hiny-tiny bitch, my heart is so cold

Spend all my money as hard as I go

I’ll tell you a lie, 'cause I'm a dirty wild bitch

I'll rape your little sister, I'm mentally unfit



Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... habits!



I steal too much, I shoot my guns

Get thrown out of bars, I'm rowdy all the time

I got bad habits, bad habits



All the pigs, they know me, they wanna lock me away

But I'm an evil wild slut, they'll never tame me

Bad habits, bad habits



It's about money, suicide, I'm not afraid to die

Abuse my body, cut my skin, 'till it bleeds with a knife

I'll piss on your hard, 'cause I just don't care

You think I'm fucking around? You best step over here



Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... habits!



Bad habits, bad habits

Bad habits, bad habits



Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... habits!



I suck panty hose, beat my dick all day

I fuck my sister when the folks are away

I got bad habits, bad habits



I'm living on the edge, I get in trouble all day

I get into fights with the boys on the streets

Bad habits, bad habits



Well, I'm a hiny-tiny bitch and my heart is so cold

Spend all my money as hard as I go

I'll tell you a lie, 'cause I'm a dirty wild bitch

I'll rape your little sister, I'm mentally unfit



Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad... habits!

Bad habits, how I like it, fuck you!

more shit blah blah blah
06:10 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 845

Well when your sitting there

In your silk upholstered chair

Talking to some rich folks that you know - Ha!



Well I hope you won't see me

And my ragged company

'Cause you know I could never be alone



Take me down, little Suzy, take me down

I know you think your the queen of the underground

And you can send me dead flowers every morning

Send me dead flowers by the US mail

Send me dead flowers at my wedding - I do

And I won't forget to put roses on your grave



Well when your sitting back

In your rose pink Cadillac

Making bets on Kentucky Derby days



I'll be in my basement room - See those tracks, baby?

With my needle and my spoon

Another girl to suck my dick all day



So take me down, little Suzy, take me down

I know you think your the queen of the underground - Ha, ha, ha!

'Cause you can send me dead flowers to my wedding

Send me dead flowers by the mail

Say it with dead flowers at my wedding

And I won't forget to put roses on your grave



Oh, oh, well, Hail Mary is full of shit

Hail Mary, full of shit

Hail Mary, when I lay me down to sleep

I pray my soul, you fucking come and keep

And I'll see, and I'll see you dead

You might be praying to me, my fucking grave

Think I fucking care? Hail Mary



Well you can send me flowers every morning

Send me dead flowers by the US mail

Flowers, every morning

And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

going going gone
06:04 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 847

Where you come from, how do you know where you're going

Body parts blowing all over, leaving pieces every time

Blood on the walls and the floor of the shithouse

Where I laid my head to sleep a while

Veins filled with junk, looking like a drunk

Everyday I'm dying, why wait

Find the end, avoid the center, the center is void

'Cause everyday I'm dying, going faster down

Going downhill now, diving down deeper, deeper

My head is pounding, are you coming to meet me

Are you coming to meet me, I think I'll go now

Diving down deeper and deeper and deeper

needle cock
06:01 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 848

Well, I never had VD on my PP

Hope your pissed 'cause I'm really drippy - Yes I do

Pulled out my burning pecker and out came the puss

Though it hurt, but I was devoured by lust - Oh, what a fuck



Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked

Needle up my cock, what fucking luck, fucking luck, what fucking luck



Got it from her, and I'll give it to you

Bring along your sister, 'cause that will make us two

'Cause she's got the crabs, and I want 'em too

Pulled out my pecker, girl, I'm gonna slide into you



Needle up my, yea, yea, needle up your ass

I wanna, I wanna stick it in, yea



Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked

Needle up my cock, I can't, I can't get fucked, can't get fucked



Get that fucking needle out of my cock

It hurts so much, but I was devoured by lust

I like to get fucked



Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked

Needle up my cock, what fucking luck

Needle up my cock, and I, I can't get fucked

Needle up my cock, what, what fucking luck



I got it from her, and I'll give that shit to you

I don't need my pecker running with puss or goo

I just got VD, didn't know what you had

I knew it smelled like shit, but I, I had to try my best



Needle up my cock, what I got from you

That's all you gave me, bitch, and I don't fuck you



Needle up my cock, and I can't get fucked no more

Needle up my cock, 'cause I fucked some, fuck some whore

She's a fucking whore

when i die
05:55 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 850

When I die put that bottle in my hand

All these years on earth, and was my only friend

When you dig a hole and gonna bury me

Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me



All my life I've been living on the run

Hanging out in bars and hotel rooms annoying everyone

Living on the road running from coast to coast

Spending many nights in jail, like a gunman at his post



When I die, you don't have to cry

You don't have to feel no feelings inside



Never cared or had no feelings for no one

The only one I cared for was the one who made me cum

Live my life like a loner on the trail

Some of the nights in jail, I couldn't afford no bail



No one to call, no one to see me through

So I bought a gun one day and I came running after you



Never lived nowhere long enough



Never had nothing that could keep me satisfied

'Cept my booze and my drugs and that woman by my side

She was no woman, but she's good enough for me

She's got that cunt between her legs and that's all I need



So when I die put that bottle by my side

Bury me with ol' Jim Beam and I'll be on my hell ride

When I die, when I die

Down to Hell is my final destination



When I die put that bottle by my side

It's the only friend I had in life and it kept me satisfied

Living on the run you'll never take me out alive

I bought a gun, I'm leaving now



Bye-bye, bye-bye

so you dont like me
05:54 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 851

Well you hate me and I hate you

You never understand the things I say or do - So what's new

You never liked me so I say fuck you

You know, you know that you don't like me and I don't like you



You never listen to my point of view - I'm telling you

Why don't you all drop dead, you fucking fools - It's you who loose

You never wanted me so I say fuck you

You know, you know that you don't like me so I say fuck you



You never like the things I say or do, so whatcha' gonna do

Why don't you all go home and go back to school - With your golden rule

Mindless, gutless puppets, who needs you

You know, you know that you don't like me and I don't like you

You know, you know that you don't like me and I don't like you

You know, you know that you don't like me and I don't like you

You know, you know that you don't like me so I say fuck you

dead and gone -
05:53 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 852

So you're dead and gone, I'll fuck your anal cunt

A lifeless piece of flesh, I'll molest it if I want

You're my feast, your soul has gone away

But your tight anal cunt is what I'll stick it in today

Just another dead fuck, it means nothing to me

Shit on my prick, another bloody treat



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



So what your dead, big fucking deal

Another bloody corpse, for me to make a meal

Nobody cares about you anyway

Your dead anal cunt will be my fuck of fucks today

As you lay on the ground at my feet

I'll rape your dead ass, and I'll penetrate it deep



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



So your dead and gone, I'll still fuck your anal cunt

A lifeless piece of flesh, I'll molest it if I want

You're my feast and your soul has gone away

But your tight anal cunt will be my fuck of fucks today

Just another fuck, it means nothing to me

Shit on my prick, it's just another bloody treat



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away



Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world

You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl

Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away

again with jack hmm makes me think
05:28 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 855

If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed. Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved. Kill count: 5 Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!

my clan
05:20 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 856



Clan Giovanni is an object of mixed mockery and
fear to most vampires. Those Embraced to the
clan are almost exclusively descendants of the
ancient Giovanni family, however far-flung they
may be from its roots, and most of them still
carry on the clan's studies of necromancery.
Their affinity for the dead is an ironic one,
with the Kindred existing in a state of undeath
themselves, but the Giovanni have turned this
connection into an art, said to be able to call
upon those who have gone beyond the veil of
death. But, perhaps in sinister homage to their
strange and twisted paths, the fangs of the
Giovanni bring to mortals not the exquisite
pleasure that debilitates most victims, but
only pure, molten agony.



Which Vampire: The Masquerade clan do you belong in?
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dats right
04:12 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 857



Angry Goth



What Kind of Goth Are You?
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btw im a guy
02:57 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 858



Your a punkGoth..



~ What Kind Of "Goth" Are You? ~
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please fuck me
01:01 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 859

im special lol
23:39 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 861


You're a Missionary Serial Killer!

What type of Serial Killer are you?
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no comment
23:34 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 862



Destruction



?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
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this i am
22:04 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 864

everyday i die the worms are slowly smelling my rotting eyes
07:18 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 871

"Im waiting to die but its taking so
long"

-hells pit



which icp lyric are you?
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diary of a lost whatever i am
07:10 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 872

You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

hmm im a werewolf that fits me very well
06:47 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 873



Werewolf: Gaia is in peril, and you can change into
a creature that can fight to defend your home.
You enjoy the heat of battle more than
anything, and dont care much about the
consequences of your actions. You are born and
bred to do one thing, and you do it ever so
well. You let anger build until you can contain
it no longer, and then utilize that rage as a
deadly weapon against any who would dare to
oppose you and your power. You are proud, but
sometimes too arrogant to realize that you hurt
others with your actions. You are the perfect
weapon to be used against the forces of the
Wyrm, but your life is much like that of the
Phoenix: a short but fiery existence.



What type of World of Darkness Creature Are You?
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that is also true
06:11 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 879



Heart of Stone



What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
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full of grief is right
05:55 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 882



You are sad because of your grief



Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people
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son of evil
05:26 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 884

Layin' on the floor in a pool of blood and cum.

My demons lay beside as I kiss them one by one.

Then on that day I met a force that nothing will compare.

I was born the son of evil when I fucked the devil there

My daddy was a powerful soul back in '56.

My mother was a virgin when she first felt his prick.

Then on august 29 baby Jesus Christ was born,

An alien to the world he was set out to destroy.

I'm the son of evil, the god of fire and hell

I'm the son of evil, the one you never know

As I look into your eyes you only cry for help

I want to paralyze you cause I only love myself

But when I was reborn from the day I fucked the devil,

Nothing will come close to me because I am immortal

Many lives I've lived and many times I've died

But my soul cannot be stopped for it's on an endless ride

As I look into you eyes, you see and icy stare

Why wont you bring me to your knees destroy your life right there

Put your hand in mine as I take you for a ride

You'll see your life get stripped away

Cause today your gonna die

im rabies kool right?
04:33 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 885



Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

dantes hell inferno test thingy
04:32 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 887

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 80%

Greed: 60%

Sloth: 60%

Envy: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Pride: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 46%

You'll die from overexertion. *wink*

tells what kind of vampire i am
04:30 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 888



The Bestial Vampire



What type of vampire are you?
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just a quiz of morals
04:30 Dec 07 2005
Times Read: 889

What is your stand on.....
Abortion?:	should be up 2 the mom and dad
Death Penalty?:	like metallica said killem all
Prostitution?:	i fucking hate it
Alcohol?:	drinking games are fun heehee
Marijuana?:	my love for pot is undying
Other drugs?:	cocaine and acid and shrooms
Gay marriage?:	TOU GO FAGS AND LESBOS ROCKON!!!!!
Illegal immigrants?:	putem on a boat and send it out to sea andburn it and then sink it
Smoking?:	newports twiztid representative byatch
Drunk driving?:	why drink and drive while yuo can smoke and fly
Cloning?:	lol i love it man
Racism?:	no i hate it
Premarital sex?:	yes please
Religion?:	undecided
The war in Iraq?:	staged
Bush?:	will be the death of us all
Downloading music?:	i think it its all about the message listen to the wraith shang-ri-la by icp song - the unveiling
The legal drinking age?:	fine with me
Porn?:	yes
Suicide?:	im going to hell but first yuo gotta catch me
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