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Ok so heres my recent fantastic occasion that I witnessed ( but alas I forgot the popcorn)



19 year olds ( which I am sure are some kind of new hybrid, mixed between the incredible hulk and Mary Queen of Scotts) haha thats funny and true.



I have realized that they loath drama and the useless swearing that seems to go along with it. Its like they have no other words in their vocabulary so they return to words pertaining to poop and other things which are mostly said in porn movies.



They also have this stance and glare when they talk to you it seems that they just want to start singing "I'm a Little Teapot" If you actually pay attention to it long enough, you are probably thinking to your self, OK start singing lol.. and then you get upset when pivot and walk away and you are left with no song ( it's highly depressing).



They also seem to have no respect toward anyone that doesn't agree with such fabrications as they believe in, for example if they said the sky is purple and you said well maybe in cartoon land ( they don't laugh) and then they go to there friends and bad mouth you about how they can't believe you said the sky is purple in cartoon land, and this action usually lasts about a week but progressively gets worse lol...



My absolute favorite 19 year olds are the ones that have children and think they know everything about the world and that they are the smartest individuals on the planet. Well sorry to burst your bubble but if you were such things you would not have a child at 19. So heres the reality of it all you are still 19 but with a child to make life harder for you, but maybe your child will believe that the sky is purple.



OK enough said

ok so i'm sorry I have to go all Twilight, but here it goes.



Twilight is not or never will be a vampire movie, Twilight should have been called "twilight fever" because of the whole "disco vampire" thing. What vampire says "ahhh don't look at me, I sparkle in the sunlight" lol.. first of all vampires can't be in the sunlight because it will kill them, case and point, I probably don't need to say more, but here it goes.



I think its fantastic however that since they kidnapped and killed vampire children that they made a loving family of out it and gave them a "normal" home instead of a crypt.



I also think its great that they play sports such as baseball and of course get married and have children, which if you think about would never happen because they are dead lol.. although I guess since Tiffany and Chucky had a child anything is possible lol.



It seems that teenagers, women and some men love these media vampires. They say that they would love to meet them and do various other things to them, but in reality if a spider scares them don't you think a vampire would?



thats my thought on that lol :)



~Mystalika

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Oceanne
17:51 Dec 26 2011

Dawson's creek with teeth!

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