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hello hello come one come all

you have been selected to join my ball

i am the darknight your favourette host

of this festival i call my pig roast

you will love this festival im sure of it

you wont go home hungery not even a little bit

i always have lots and lots of food

if you dont eat any that would be awfully rude

so come and have fun at my festival

when its over you will be restable

if you fuck with the darknight your favourette host

you better believe you will become the next pig roast