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Rajesh: Why so glum, chum?



Sheldon: Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?



Penny: Because I'm stupid!



Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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NightofShadows
04:17 Jan 30 2012

I saw that one the other night, that was to funny

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Leonard: Well, it looks like your caught between a rock and a crazy place.



Sheldon: I hate when that happens.

“If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear it would have died out thousands of years ago. Somewhere between tool-using and cave-painting, homo habilis would have figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose.”

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Canislupus
02:26 Jan 27 2012

Yes! Same with lots of bugs though. I mean, if you were a guy would you stick your penis into a woman who was dripping gonorrhea or let his stick it in you as a woman? Hells no.

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angylyque
02:48 Jan 27 2012

By Sheldon's standards then, we should just eradicate them. LOL!

I'm game.

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angylyque
02:51 Jan 27 2012

ok. that was just a joke. Don't get your panties in a bunch. I know there are circumstances. Blah, blah, blah.

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“I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.”

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InokaiNemis
00:05 Jan 28 2012

oh yes, sheldon is my hero. these quotes are incredible

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