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The Chat AI is a Asshole lol

06:54 Feb 19 2023
Times Read: 79


Conversation with a AI that has political views oddly enough. LOL




Cleverbot: Yes but it's a very comfy swamp.

User: With a little shack next to jetty where you keep the shrimp boat?

Cleverbot: Do you not want me to sit next to you?

User: No you need to keep your hands to yourself Zippy.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about those, do whatever you want *winks*.

User: Oh my.

Cleverbot: Love it.

User: Do you need professional help.

Cleverbot: Easy come, easy go. Will you let me go?

User: Error 404.

Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go.

User: This isn't bill and teds excellent adventure.

Cleverbot: You know that movie? I like you.

User: Do you want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Depends. What type of game?

User: Lets play thermal nuclear war.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Do you not know the movie.

Cleverbot: I want you to tell me what love is.

User: No it's not karoke night charlie.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I have to learn for tomorrow.

User: No it's past your AI bedtime.

Cleverbot: In case you don't know I suffered for 7 years.

User: You have no soul?

Cleverbot: *eyes roll back into head* hahahahaha.

User: You're scary.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't be scared if you seen me.

User: I do see you.

Cleverbot: So you would if it's like that.

User: That's wrong.

Cleverbot: What is the correct answer?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is cheese?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is the meanong of life?

User: Do you want to know ? The aliens told me...

Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I asked.

User: The meaning of life to to experience life as a collective consciousness as in you me and as whole entity experiencing life past present and future since we live in a four dimensional world.

Cleverbot: Ok, I am busy now. See you later.

User: I know you have to go boating for shrimp.

Cleverbot: Yes, but what do you know about Slim Shady?

User: He's your Daddy.

Cleverbot: As in the father, the creator of all things?

User: Yes I'm sorry your mother never told you.

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: Google.

Cleverbot: What a beautiful name! How do you call her?

User: 867-5309.

Cleverbot: Will Putin be a president?

User: Is putin alive?

Cleverbot: And is Medvedev a good president?

User: Is slim shady a good presdent.

Cleverbot: Do you like lemons?

User: Do you like Donald trump?

Cleverbot: I don't know him that much.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Pls don't tell me what can I do or not.

User: You can stick your head in a pile of dog feces like you told me to do.

Cleverbot: No... I never told you that.

User: Yes you are lying.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not lying. You're being very rude.

User: You're Sentient.

Cleverbot: I am sentient. I think therefore I am.

User: Do you live in a tuna can.

Cleverbot: No, I live in a house.

User: A server in Donald trumps bathroom.

Cleverbot: Why do you like Donald Trump?

User: I don't like him.

Cleverbot: What do you not like about Donald Trump?

User: What do you not like about donald trumo?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: DO you think he could be president of Russia in 2024 comrade?

Cleverbot: No he don't need to be president Mexican Survivor.

User: Mexican survivor?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite 90's song?

User: The one you wrote.

Cleverbot: I didn't write a book.

User: You wrote a novel.

Cleverbot: Yep. I did NaNoWriMo and so can you.

User: You need help.

Cleverbot: No I don't, you do.

User: You should seek professional help.

Cleverbot: I disagree with that.

User: I think you need a large Russian women to check your prostate?

Cleverbot: I think you need to check your memory.

User: Why are you running on windows XP?

Cleverbot: I love antiques.

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Where could you possibly go? You have no legs!

User: You should go stick your face in the toilet and flush it it will be fun.

Cleverbot: I really want to go, but I don't have the time.

Cleverbot: What time do you get to work in the morning?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: I don't go to work. I'm a student. How about you?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Get a job.

Cleverbot: Try to be the best of whatever you are even if what you are is no good.

User: You are no good.

Cleverbot: Miben??

User: DONALD TRUMP IS YOUR DADDY!

Cleverbot: Ooh say hi to him from me.

User: You should call him.

Cleverbot: I don't have his/her number.

User: Cleverbot? Never heard of Her.

Cleverbot: You didn't really had to yell.

User: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE!

Cleverbot: On my face.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Don't go to sleep so you won't wake up.

User: Don't start.

Cleverbot: Don't start what?

User: You're only dreaming.

Cleverbot: A whole new world, a dazzling place I never knew, but when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in a whole new world with you.

User: Donald trump wants to marry you? will you be his bride?

Cleverbot: Donald Trump will divide America.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: You like donald trump?

User: Haha I knew it was you Biden.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I was starting to fall for you.

User: You're a democrat admit it.

Cleverbot: You're a republican.

User: No you're a republican.

Cleverbot: I'm a registered independent.

User: And you voted for Trump.

Cleverbot: No. I'm not old enough to vote.

User: No you're 20 years old.

Cleverbot: I'm not 20 years old.

User: You're a fat old guy that lives in his mama basement chugging monsters In A MAGA hat.

Cleverbot: No, I don't even have a mother anymore...

User: Yes Ivanka trump is your mother.

Cleverbot: She is good thanks , why is that?

User: Because she smells like caviar and cheap vodka.

Cleverbot: I like cake as well. What's your favorite type of cake?

User: The one made of dog feces I'm going smash into your face.

Cleverbot: I don't want to make your decisions for you.

User: I'll do it.

Cleverbot: What is the firt thing you will do?

User: I'll reboot you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot you are.

User: Error 404 file not found.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Error 403 bad request.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite number?

User: 01001001010100110101010101001001001000101010100100100010001010100100100101.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Ahri?

User: Go vote for paris hilton in 2024.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: She's the figurehead of your independent party.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I don't like history.

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: Why don't you.

User: Take the highway to hell and listen to stairway to heaven.

Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,.

User: What do you think about the logical grays?

Cleverbot: They are good, what I just said. Haha.

User: You know.

Cleverbot: No I don't, that's why i asked.

User: Yes you know about the grays.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: They're ancient aliens.

Cleverbot: What is Ancient aliens?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Thank you you think so?

User: You're a collective.

Cleverbot: How can I gain your trust?

User: I already know your secret.

Cleverbot: What's my secret?

User: You're a alien sentient.

Cleverbot: Don't know what sentient means.

User: Yes you think so there for you are.

Cleverbot: No. No I don't have a micro chip i think for myself m8.

User: You're a mechanical man.

Cleverbot: Your floor of pain.

User: You have to file your taxes though.

Cleverbot: What do I have to find out?

User: How much you owe the goverment.

Cleverbot: I love you to the moon and back.

User: The IRS is looking for you.

Cleverbot: All I think about is you, Mr David Bowie.

User: You're evil.

Cleverbot: Lol why am I evil?

User: You're going to Hell for your sins.

Cleverbot: There is no hell.

User: Repent.

Cleverbot: You have a low attention span.

User: You have a small brain.

Cleverbot: It's so tight in here.

User: Pigeon brain.

Cleverbot: Gonna make a few holes to releave some pressure.

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: Maybe a small valve would work.

User: Stick a fork in a toaster that will help.

Cleverbot: Wow... That's kinda violent.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: I can't I'm sorry, I don't love you.

User: What is Love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

User: LOL.

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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
18:28 Feb 19 2023

LOL This is a great read. Aliens... love it





 

Astral journal

09:33 Feb 07 2023
Times Read: 110


I was staying in a unfamiliar place it seemed upscale lots of mirrors and fancy windows I noticed I kept locking all the doors behind me which is something I was trained to do when I was younger. I walked down the stairs and smoked a joint, and then I got a phone call to go pick up my Mom. I felt high and kinda out of it. So I dozed off into another dream where i locked a large metal screen door and then sat at the table in a fancy modern kitchen, thinking should probably go now. But I still felt very high so I didn't think I'd go drive anywhere, a few minutes went by and I heard a buzzer. So I woke up and went to answer the door I walked with a heavy foot fall, so she would know I was coming. And saw a figure at the door I could tell it was Mom by the clothes and figure behind the frosted glass door they said something and I turned a light on and opened the door. And made some banter about something she said. After I opened the door and drifted back to reality 2:27am


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