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You must be this Age to ride this ride..
06:34 May 28 2006
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Dude to my recent escapades of fables and fictions, I have found this application of dating interests. Please fill out the questions as follows.

Along with your application I will please ask that you send me atleast two current picture I.D's, birth certificate, and a updated pic of yourself.

I am to cute for jail.

I don't dig getting arrest for serving a minor or purchasing liquor for a minor.

I don't dig the poor light situation, the open restrooms, nor do I dig being told what to do by a huge hairy women named Burtha that is in jail for stabbing someone.

Doesn't sound to fun to me.

I do not need to go to jail for diddlin people under the age of 20.



Please be within the age limit of 24-30.



Please e-mail your submissions to:



CountessMoon@Vampirerave.com



All applications will be read over and considered for the position.



Thank you and have a pleasant evening.



Sincerely,



-Elaine



a.k.a Countess Contessa Moon











First Name Only:



Age:



Location:



Height:



Body Type:



Eye Color:



Hair Color:



Facial Hair?:



Chest Hair?:



Excessive Back/Behind Hair?:



Circumsized?:



List all tattoos and their locations:



List all piercings and their locations:



I will not date a woman who has the following physical traits (List in order of importance):



I will not date a woman who has the following personality traits (List in order of importance):



My favorite type of music is:



My favorite movie is:



My favorite type of food is:



Do you drink?:



Beer or wine?:



Are you currently drunk or do you currently wish you were?:



Do you smoke?: If so, what?:



World of Warcraft or Everquest 2?:



For my birthday/Christmas, would you buy me any of the following gifts:

a) an iron to iron your work shirts

b) a vacuum cleaner

c) a blender/food processor/mixer for making you dinner

d) tickets to YOUR favorite sporting event/team



Do you still live with your parents?:



Do you have children? If yes, do you have lots of them?:



Do you deal with excessive "Baby-Mama" drama?:



Are you employed full-time? If yes, is it somewhere other than McDonald's?:



How do you like to dress?:



Do you think the BMW 330i is beautiful?:



If my pc could not establish a dynamic IP address, how would you troubleshoot this?:



Do you have any talents?:



What would your friends say about you if they knew you filled this out?:



Are you spontaneous or cautious?:



Do you ever attend Ren Faires?:



Do you worry often about things you cannot control?:



Have you ever been in love?:



What is your ideal date?:



Do you kiss on the first date?:



When you kiss a girl do you do that thing where your lips are over and around hers but not on hers because you opened your mouth too wide?:



If I asked your opinion on p.d.a's would you assume I meant hand-held devices?:



Would you kiss me anytime? Anywhere?:



Do you enjoy giving oral sex?: Often?:



Would you be insulted if I did not swallow when I returned the oral pleasures?:



How important is sex in a relationship?:



Are you shy or talkative?:



Any bad habits you wouldn't normally admit to on a first date?:



Would you try and make me smile if I was having a bad day, if so, how?:



What could I do to make you smile if you were having a bad day?:



Wildest thing you have ever done?:



_______ is sexy, but ________ is sexier.



Would you touch my hair often?:



Would you let me touch your hair often?:



Was this attempt at humor and getting to know you totally lame?:



If you answer all my questions, I will answer your own application in return!



Your pic gets mine.