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Bottle of Wine



A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday

morning; it's a bad one.



Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them

are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.



After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women

drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.



Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This

must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together

in peace for the rest of our days".



Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this

must be a sign from God! But your still at fault...women shouldn't be

allowed to drive."



The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants

us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."



Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,

opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back on, and hands



it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."





MORAL OF THE STORY:





Women are clever & evil.

Don't mess with them.

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Theban
11:31 Jan 25 2009

Very funny story.

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