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Pecker Movie....

04:59 Feb 22 2007
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Okay so Bitty and I were sitting at the kitchen table at my mother in laws house today, when she decided she wanted to watch a movie... She turns and looks at my mother in law and says ..... Meemaw I want to watch the pecker dvd movie..... so of course we get this look of sheer horror on our faces then start laughing..... I said what pecker movie Bitty and she said you know papaws pecker dvd..... which at that point only made us laugh harder... in the end she was talking about Woddy Woodpecker but still...... it was really funny. lol.






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I hurt my crotch.....

21:58 Feb 04 2007
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Today was the day that my step dad brought Bitty her tricycle, that she got for Christmas, to the house. She has been learning to ride it and I am so proud of her, that I teared up because my baby is growing up to fast.


So she gets off her tricycle and comes to give me a hug and hits her chin on my chair, not hard enough to make her cry but enough that she had something to say about it. She turns and looks at me and says... "Mommy I hurt my crotch." So of course I start laughing. I told her to tell her daddy what she hurt and she did. He asked her if she had hurt it on her tricycle and she said no. He then asked her to show him where she had the boo boo and she pointed to her chin. I dont know where she learned the term crotch, but it was indeed funny. I am still giggling a little over it. lol.






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Theban
Theban
18:44 Jan 19 2009

Children are great. My daughter wants to know why I have no Boobies and if I will grow some!



My Son also asked me while in the shower "Will my willy be as big as yours when I grow up?" *smiles*






 

Bitty and her first snowman...

20:58 Feb 04 2007
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So on the first of Feb. it decided to dump a few inches of snow here in NW Ga. Well it was the first snow that was decent enough to let Bitty play in. She built her first snowman, and It was so cute. When I get the pictures I will put it here with this entry.


So after it was built she rolled up two snowballs and placed them on the lower backside of Frosty and told me she made Frosty a butt. She didnt stop there though. She placed her hands in front of her mouth, did the he he he giggle that says shes done something sneaky, and then squatted down to where I could not see what she was doing. She then stands back up and makes the same gesture of a sneaky laugh, and says. "he he he, Mommy, he he he I made him a butthole. he he he"


I thought I seriousy was going to die of laughter that day. Thank you meemaw for the new term of butthole, and teaching her what a butthole is. >.


None the less a Bitty will say the craziest things.







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