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23:19 Apr 26 2023
Times Read: 109


Since the first attempt at embracing my insane mind went so well we shall go again…

When you catch a Pokémon are you stuffing them into a tight tiny ball or do they have a nice amount of space in compact design?

Who in the hell thought glow in the dark condoms were a good idea? Why would anyone want to play with a glow stick?

Did the owl from the damn lollipop commercial ever get a real answer to how many licks it takes?

Is whip cream or chocolate syrup better when it comes to making things more exciting? What if you don’t like either of them then what should you use?

I wonder if light sabers can be used for other things not nerdy related?


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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
23:39 Apr 26 2023

Now damn it... I just typed all my answers up and you edited the post after my page loaded so when I posted my answers they didn't post! Grumbles....

When you catch a Pokémon are you stuffing them into a tight tiny ball or do they have a nice amount of space in compact design?
I am going with a Genie in a Bottle theory.... there is space, but its an "Itty bitty living space"

Who in the hell thought glow in the dark condoms were a good idea? Why would anyone want to play with a glow stick?
I imagine a person who thought that a glow in the dark condom would make putting one on in the dark easier.

Did the owl from the damn lollipop commercial ever get a real answer to how many licks it takes?
I believe that sadly Mr. Owl went to his grave before ever finding out that there have been universities to study his universally known topic. Many mixed responses have been found.

Is whip cream or chocolate syrup better when it comes to making things more exciting? What if you don’t like either of them then what should you use?
Why do I have to choose one? Why can I not have my full portion of BOTH? If those toppings are not to someones liking, I suppose they would need come up with what is... Nutella, pudding, wine.... Jack Daniels..... If they can not find in themselves to be creative enough to discover a topping they enjoy, perhaps they should not be seeking this sort of adventures in that area of life and look elsewhere for something they would enjoy more.

I wonder if light sabers can be used for other things not nerdy related?
Perhaps welding? Would that work? Personally I don't find taking someones head off nerdy.... but that is just me.





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
23:43 Apr 26 2023

Lol





 

19:00 Apr 26 2023
Times Read: 189


Todays questions are:

Must one have consent to publicly violate and mutilate a damn dictionary?

If one fries their only functioning brain cell would that make them a marshmallow?

Can jello be a lubricant and does it matter what flavor is used?

Since there are weight loss programs for humans when will we design one for honey bees?

They make ben wa balls for excitement what about using a d20 dice?

Would that not make rolling for stealth more interesting?


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MistressVampire
MistressVampire
19:20 Apr 26 2023

those are good questions





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
19:21 Apr 26 2023

TheOrcs Responses:
Must one have consent to publicly violate and mutilate a damn dictionary?
One would need consent from the public that they are doing it Infront of.

If one fries their only functioning brain cell would that make them a marshmallow?
No, it makes them a vegetable, not a sugar

Can jello be a lubricant and does it matter what flavor is used?
No. Jello will not hold it's viscal integrity long enough. But I have heard positive things about fruit roll ups and blowjobs.

Since there are weight loss programs for humans when will we design one for honey bees?
Honey bees do not need to loose weight.

They make ben wa balls for excitement what about using a d20 dice?
I believe someone already has done so.

Would that not make rolling for stealth more interesting?
Not really.





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
20:30 Apr 26 2023

Niteowl47's Responses:
Todays questions are:

Must one have consent to publicly violate and mutilate a damn dictionary?
No

If one fries their only functioning brain cell would that make them a marshmallow?
Yes

Can jello be a lubricant and does it matter what flavor is used?
Yes and yes

Since there are weight loss programs for humans when will we design one for honey bees?
They'll die out first

They make ben wa balls for excitement what about using a d20 dice?
Yes

Would that not make rolling for stealth more interesting?
Absoultely





CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
22:46 Apr 26 2023

Must one have consent to publicly violate and mutilate a damn dictionary?
Clearly not... we see living proof of that on the daily.

If one fries their only functioning brain cell would that make them a marshmallow?
No, I like marshmallows... even more so toasted.. I am going to say it turns them into a lima bean... not many people I know enjoy lima beans.

Can jello be a lubricant and does it matter what flavor is used?
I am sure it can be, but I would imagine it very unsanitary and could lead to some mighty rough infections.... But I would think Cherry to be a good flavor for such a thing.

Since there are weight loss programs for humans when will we design one for honey bees?
Nooo leave the bumble bees alone... they have the cutest little butts... if you have never seen a bumblebee butt... you must now go look this up. You're welcome.

They make ben wa balls for excitement what about using a d20 dice?
I am sure someone out there has done this and it likely made for a very interesting topic amongst the emergency room staff.

Would that not make rolling for stealth more interesting?
But.... how would you see the numbers you rolled? No no... don't answer that... I don't need to know that badly.





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
22:55 Apr 26 2023

Dear god besides not being able to breathe I think these answers are awesome!





 

18:52 Apr 26 2023
Times Read: 207


Since the day I have joined VR I have had moments where a random question just appears in my head and it eats at me....so when those moments occur I shall write a journal and give people the ability to give responses to said questions....

THE ONLY THING I ASK IS YOU USE CORRECT SPELLING OR YOUR RESPONSES WILL BE DELETED!

Just to be clear this section will be ABSOLUTELY RANDOM!


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Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
19:15 Apr 26 2023

Well I'm out...spelling errors are my thing! Lol





vHellsGuardianv
vHellsGuardianv
19:29 Apr 26 2023

lol








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