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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?



Well, its mostly photographs, mainly of me, i tend to want to take pictures when i'm drunk and i seem to be the only willing model around :s There are some of my family as well my twin sisters and my two brothers.

There are some drawings in there too, i hope you enjoy!











So you like a gal with a sense of humour eh.. Well here's a gag..

...and a blindfold.. and some gloves.



If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.. It's nothing personal I'm just a bit dyslexic.



O' hello.. I see you've got your own gaffer tape.. what a tease.

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Last Updated: Aug 01, 2009
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NikkiAidyn
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Mar 25, 2023

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