sphincter's Profile at Vampire Rave.

Vampires suck! Not just literally either.
To me, vampires are too prissy and haughty. Vampires look down on you; they think they're your better. If you were at a party and you asked a vampire where the keg was, he'd ignore you. What's up with that? I don't think a wolfman would ignore you. He'd politely grunt and point you in the right direction. But not a vampire. He'd never get caught dead talking to a philistine like me. (Pun intended.)
Vampires can't kill any other mosnters. Vampires may think they're better than most monsters but what's a vampire going to do against a Godzilla Monster? Bite into his big toe? Or how about mutant space aliens? Hah! Eat hot laser beams you fruity bloodsucking freak. Go back to Transylvania you pale-faced buffoon. God I hate vampires.

Q: What does one lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire?
A: See ya same time next month.

Pictures of my work killing vampires.

He tried to bite me so I ripped his jaw right out!

This one all I had to do was open the window blinds and she started freakin' out.

This dumb bitch picked up the cross herself, I ended up putting her out of her misery with a stake to the heart.

This guy got a little bit of holy water splashed in his way and cought on fire and started melting. It was pretty sweet.

Lol.. even a stupid vegetable kills them bastards.

True heros

He may be half vampire but he is still cool in my book.

Give me a Zero, because you are fat stupid and ugly!

BTW, If anyone has any anti-vampire stories or jokes, leave it in my messages, il give you credit.

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