MISS TWATWAFFLE TO YOU
Well let's see I am not new here. Been here before. *Yawns* and here I go again torturing myself with this place. But hey I got some friends I adore and some new enemies I want to torture and make them look like an arse. As if they aren't already.*grins*
I have been recently named TwatWaffle by a member of not so normal mind.I kind of like it haha and well plan on keeping it.
A Little Tidbit On Miss TwatWaffle
Origins of Miss Twatwaffle
can be traced
back to the
beginnings of time itself.
Just like Atlantis,
Twatwafflia was lost in the sea
Over the course of history
there has been hints of this
Now eons later,
one of it's citizens
was recently outted
online by someone.
That citizen has been named
Now Rules To Rember!
1. I am right and always will be until I say other wise.
2. Drama and people who cause drama belong in the romper room.
3. Remember I am always right.
4. Never message me when I am pmsing or going through pre menepause, I am not a pretty sight. Remember I can be nice but in 1.5 seconds I can turn into Linda Blaire from the Excorsist. Mwahahaha.
5.Remember I am not FAT I am FLUFFY,See #4 if you insist on calling me fat.
6. Please don't call me Angitia I am Miss TwatWaffle.
7. I block when the mood strikes me. Alot as of late.Sheeshs I have got to stop that.*GRINS*
8. I don't kiss arse around here, something about a brown nose makes me puke.
9. I do my own thing .
10. Remember the first rule? If not here it is again. I am always right.
I am a wiccan/witch and adore vampires. I also love techno music, goth and horror films.
I was born with spina bifida & I am in a wheelchair.. hence my quote, “Witch On Wheels”
My hobbies are crafts, sewing, modeling for gothic BBWs and all sorts of cool things.
Lets see, well I was here a long time ago and now I’m back haha!. I’m 41 & happily MARRIED *GRINS* and my hubby's name is Ron, whom I love dearly. Now Ron and I don't have children. We decided not for U/us.
W/we are to old and well W/we don't feel the need to raise kids in the world.
.If I came to visit your profile and didn't rate it. Most likely means didn't keep my interest.I will not rate low. Why should I, and I will not rate high unless I liked it.
Are My Husband.
People who don't dress well,Or girls who don't wear makeup., It is a MUST
Mothers who sit in front of a computer and ignore their kids.Kids don't raise themselves.
Most of all I DISLIKE Juggalos/Juggalettes you all are a bunch of freakin idiots with no lives.
Now like I mentioned I am a wiccan/witch have been since I was in my teens. Now I am much older and wiser so DO NOT PISS ME OFF. I am known as a not so good witch.
I Am The Land -- a powerful Green Man/Woman invocation
I am the land. I have the right to raise the land I am. In me alone the mightiness indwells, till I bestow it on my messengers that they may bear my wrath across the world. Mine is the outrage, as mine was the love. I am the land, by virtue of the bones of my forefathers which have strengthened it, the flesh which they give back to us in harvest, the patience of their plowing centuries, each blossom time when they went two by two, each hunter's moon on woods afire with fall, each winter and each sorrow they outlived till humbly they went down to namelessness. Their gnarled old fingers made me what I am -- nor wilderness nor iron desert: home -- the while my skies and seasons worked on them. Their songs and hearthside tales, my wind and rain, speak each unto the other of our oneness. Though men and trees do die and die and die, the blood, the house, the field, the woods endure, and every babe or lamb or new-leafed branch says forth the
immortality we share. Thou shalt not bind me fast in brick and steel, nor make my people idolaters of little frantic leaders and their texts. If mystery and merriment alike be human rights, I claim them for my folk. Mine are the dead, the quick, and the unborn. From out of time, I call their life to me that it may leap in those embodiments to which the wonder of the folk gave birth. Come in your love and in your dreadfulness. Ye garlanded white maidens of the springs, ye dancers in a bright midsummer night, ye tricksy elves who are a household's luck -- ye huntsmen who go rushing through the air, ye tall grey-cloaked who walk the hills in awe, ye lurkers in the rustling river depths, ye warriors who sleep by rusted swords that once did bell, "This country is our own!" -- arise. The hour is gruesome late. Arise. I am the land. I bid you come alive..
Will Fairweather channeling the Green Man; A Midsummer Tempest by Poul Anderson pages 217 and 218 (in chapter 24)
Being known as the counsel of the Wise Ones:
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust.
Live an' let live - Fairly take an' fairly give.
Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out.
To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme.
Soft of eye an' light of touch - Speak little, listen much.
Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune.
Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An' the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane.
When the Lady's Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two.
When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart's desire seek.
Heed the Northwind's mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail.
When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth.
When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast.
When the West wind blows o'er thee, Departed spirits restless be.
Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an' burn them slow.
Elder be ye Lady's tree - Burn it not or cursed ye'll be.
When the Wheel begins to turn - Let the Beltane fires burn.
When the Wheel has turned a Yule, Light the Log an' let Pan rule.
Heed ye flower bush an' tree - By the Lady Blessèd Be.
Where the rippling waters go Cast a stone an' truth ye'll know.
When ye have need, Hearken not to others greed.
With the fool no season spend Or be counted as his friend.
Merry meet an' merry part - Bright the cheeks an' warm the heart.
Mind the Threefold Law ye should - Three times bad an' three times good.
When misfortune is enow, Wear the Blue Star on thy brow.
True in love ever be Unless thy lover's false to thee.
Eight words ye Wiccan Rede fulfill - An' it harm none, Do what ye will.
I am a big baby about animal abuse..I destest it people who own pets and abuse them should be punished hard..Did you know that when u abuse an animal it is common that there is domestic abuse going on as well..Also 71% of women who enter shelters 38% of the animals in the home were also abused...
I do not stand for any form of abuse of anykind wether it be animal, or human it is WRONG.
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