I'd much rather be hated for who I Am, than loved me for who I am Not...
JOHN BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits.
MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
BILL CLINTON 96 VIRUS: This virus will say anything to you to get into your computer. But once you let it in, does anything it wants to. It has been known to lie and cheat on its mother board. You know your computer has this virus when your screen turns white and spells out water.
TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Their is sumthing rong wit your komputer, ewe jsut cant figyour out watt!
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
GALLUP VIRUS: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin or error).
TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #1: The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
PBS VIRUS: Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money.
ELVIS VIRUS: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs --only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.
SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks.
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again.
KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.
IMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot-up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong and sends you a bill for 4,500 bucks.
GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs ... no new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.
NEW YORK JETS VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.
LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."
CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS: Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it.
ORAL ROBERTS VIRUS: Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, its programmer will take it back.
O.J. VIRUS: It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it.
BOUCHARD VIRUS: Attempts to remove the hard drive from your computer. If that doesn't work it terminates and stays resident at public expense.
CANADA POST VIRUS: It would have infected you if it hadn't gotten lost transferring to your hard disk.
HP MARKETING VIRUS: Attempts to make you belive that your 3000 is a 9000, then disappears.
|About Me Personality Quiz|
|What is your name?:||Angel|
|How old are you?:||18|
|When is your Birthday?:||18 feb|
|What is your zodiac sign?:||aquarius|
|Where were you born?:||mangalia|
|Where do you live now?:||mangalia|
|What color eyes do you have?:||dark brown/black|
|What color hair do you have?:||black|
|How tall are you?:||~1m70cm|
|How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies):||~65kg|
|What is your race?:||white/caucasian|
|What is your worst fear?:||an exploding gas tank|
|Do you smoke?:||yes|
|Do you drink?:||ocasionally|
|Do you cuss?:||No fucking way... why the fuck would i fucking do something like that?|
|Do you use drugs?:||smoked once|
|Have you ever or will you ever steal?:||most likely|
|Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?:||...yes :/|
|Do you play in a band or play an instrument?:||nope|
|Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?:||intend to make one tatoo... or more|
|If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?:||hannibal lector|
|Do you suffer from depression disorder?:||nope|
|If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?:||shot|
|Have you ever tried to commit suicide?:||not really...hm..|
|Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?:||yes|
|What subculture do you belong too?:||not sure...|
|Are you evil?:||rarely|
|Do you believe that you can be possesed?:||not sure..|
|Are you a paranoid person?:||nope|
|Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?:||not really|
|Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?:||no|
|Are you a violent person?:||no|
|Do you take your anger out on other people?:||very rarely|
|Do you blame other people for your mistakes?:||no|
|What is your favorite game?:||LIFE|
|What is your favorite movie?:||Queen of the Damned|
|Who is your favorite band?:||Parazitii|
|What is your favorite song?:||Gorillaz - Feel Good inc.|
|What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?:||don`t read that much|
|What is your favorite color?:||too personal|
|What is your favorite food?:||pizza/junk food|
|What is your favorite drink?:||beer|
|Do you own a pari of converse?:||dunno` what`s that...sorry|
|Do you own a pair of dickies?:||wtf... x-(|
|Would you ever kill yourself or someone else?:||don`t know yet|
|Are you a virgin?:||no|
|Are you kinky?:||:P sometimes...|
|Do you like biting?:||yeah... acasionally...|
|Do you masturbate?:||somethimes :">|
|Do you watch pornography?:||yeah... why not... :D|
|Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?:||yup|
|Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?:||no|
|Are you hyper active person?:||nope|
|Are you religious?:||yes|
|Do you have any self inflicted scars?:||had some... gone now..|
|Does pain turn you on?:||somethimes|
|Do you stand for originality and creativity?:||yes...|
|Do you like meeting new people?:||yes|
|What do you like most about life?:||never thought about that... dunno|
|What do you dislike most about life?:||mortality..|
|Do you believe in love at first fright?:||no|
|Have you ever pierced a body part yourself?:||no|
|Have you ever had to beg for dinner money?:||no :)|
|Do you own a car?:||not yet :D|
|Have you been to jail, yet?:||not ...yet?|
|Are your clothes held together with safety pins?:||hell no!|
|Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?:||no|
|Have you ever vomit while making out?:||Damn it... NO!|
|Have you held a job for less than a day?:||no|
|Do you own more than two pair of jeans?:||i don`t wear jeans... but i own more Sports/other pants|
|Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason?:||yeah...|
|Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house?:||yes|
|Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude?:||no jobs yet...|
|Does the world piss you off?:||no|
|Take this survey | Find more surveysYou've been totally Bzoink*d|
Your Birthdate: February 18
You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause.
You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too.
Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others.
You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress.
Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years
Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities
Your power color: Crimson red
Your power symbol: Snowflake
Your power month: September
|Member Since:||Dec 03, 2005|
|Last Login:||Sep 04, 2007|