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DerMetzgermeister



Chateau Orleans (Coven)

Vampire Rave member for 18 years.

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Affiliation:  Chateau Orleans (Coven)
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Gender:  Male
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Age:  ANCIENT
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Wilmington NC




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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe...


Read my profile before contacting me!
I try my best to rate and comment everyone who rates and comments me. I check for new comments a few times a day. If you comment on me, please message me to let me know so I can rate and comment back.

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Note: If you wish to contact me through a messenger service or through VR, you must be a competent person using at least semi-proper grammar. If you message me and you are childish, lack common sense, or are just (in my eyes) stupid, you will get your feelings hurt. I am an asshole and I wont hesitate to tell you to fuck off.
I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!


Apparently, some people find it hard to obey the warning above. So, from now on, if I receive a message from a stupid person, it will be posted on my profile for all to see as an example of WHAT NOT TO DO!
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THE RETARDS OF VR
"Its better to be thought dumb, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt"



Stupid person:
hey how are you doing well i am fine well i bite me

Me:
Grammar and punctuation are a good thing hun. Use it wisely.

Stupid person:
well what are you up to well my friend want's to get to know you can you e mail her it is xxxxxxxxxxxx

Me:
I don't care. Go away.

Stupid person THAT KEEPS TALKING!:
why do you want me to go away well i am trying to have you to e mail my friend where she can have friends on this site well i guess that you don't want to be her friend but any way here is her e mail address xxxxxxxxxxx

Me:
I want you to go away because you are a stupid kid with poor grammar that apparently refused to check my profile before you contacted me. Fuck you, your friend, and everyone you know or have ever met in your life. Now, go away, please. :)

VERY Stupid person STILL TALKING :
well i like your profile well are you still going to be my friend or not

Me:
*rests face in hands*
NO! FUCK! God! How ignorant can one person be?! Take another look at my profile and READ THE FUCKING WARNING FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! You are stupid, I hate people like you. All you do is try my patience. I thought you would get the message by now, but NO! Now I am going to make it crystal clear! Go away, never talk to me again. I don't like you, your friend, or anyone that you resemble, living or dead, real or fiction.

Insanely stupid person:
Hey my sister just want to be a friend and if you have a fucking problem with that then you can take your mother fucking ass a mother fucking hike and kill your self for not wanting anyone nice as a friend and nothing but a friend and by the way this is (name deleted)'s husband so go fuck your self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(30 minutes pass, and I receive another message)

Insanely stupid person:
well i want you to try to give me an e mail

Me:
Has logical thinking completely left you? You're like a dog that keeps shitting in the house, no matter how many times you shove its face in it. I don't care who you are, husband or not, to me you are nothing more than another stupid person put on this earth to annoy the rest of us. So, in closing, Fuck you, fuck your husband, fuck your mother, fuck your aunts, uncles, sisters, brothers, your entire family, fuck your pets, neighbors, coworkers,city, state, friends and anyone you happen to know. Now kindly, fuck off. :)
*rolls up newspaper and hits you on the nose*
Bad dog! Go away!

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Stupid person #2:
fine u crazy ass bitch hope u get gnats in ur belly and u get aids bitch

Me:
Who the fuck are you? What kind of a random ass message is this? Eat shit and die. Dumbass kids like you are what's wrong with the world today. Delete your account and save the server space for someone who actually deserves to be here. Now, get of the computer, its past your bedtime, and your mom is calling you.

Stupid person #2:
shut up and die

Me:
Tell your boyfriend to get his cock out of your ass and shove it in your mouth, so it can be useful and shut you the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is but I hope what ever animal that crawled up your ass kills you from the inside. Go drown yourself in your boyfriends jizz. Remember, cradle the balls. Cradle them.

Stupid person #2:
north,south,east,west spiders web shall bind him best! east,west,north,south hold his limbs and stop his mouth seal his eyes choke his breath rap him round with ropes of death!!!!!!

hope u enjoy ur life will u still have it hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Me:
What the fuck are you, 12? You think some dumb ass little "spell" is gonna fuck with me? Get that Harry Potter shit outta here. God, I guess that you really aren't as smart as you seem are you? Saying that, I didn't think you were intelligent to begin with. Fuck you little emo. Do society a favor. Go listen to your My Chemical Romance and slit your wrists because your parents wont buy you those bondage pants that express your teenage angst, because no one understands you. Screw you, go die. I hope that you walk in front of a bus trying to "cast" one of your little "spells" that you think is so cool. You're fucking with shit you don't even understand kid. Fuck you, the horse you rode in on, the person that feeds the horse, and the horse jizz that you guzzle. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody but you.
*Sprays you with a water bottle*
Bad whelp! Bad! Go sit in time out and think about what you did.

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Ok, with this guy, Im not even going to block his name, as everyone already knows he is an idiot and that I dont like him. All he did today, was cement the fact.

alixaryon:
greetniks frend,i kno you don like gramma mistaks but wha can i do??

Me:
Stop typing like an asshole for one.

alixaryon:
but ser i dnot hvae a gunn

Me:
Well then, go one step better.

Pick your computer up and run in front of oncoming traffic.

alixaryon:
hmmm but ser my coputer is not mine

Me:
Then shouldn't you not be using it?

Either way though, its 9am. Aren't your cartoons on? You had better get out of your PJ's before your mom sees you still lounging around.

alixaryon:
Ha ha ha ha,you do have a sense of humor after all,you just pretend to be a tuff guy from a fear of being hurt....

Me:
Quite the opposite actually.

I dont pretend to be anything.

I am what I am, a brutally honest asshole.

As you are what you will always be, a complete retard.

Now, go away, I tire of you.

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Well this isnt a VR retard, but he is a retard nonetheless. He is one of my best friends boyfriends. They live in England and for some reason he thinks Im trying to take her from him. Ive know her for 4 years and, as I said, she is one of my best friends. 2 years ago she came over to see me and we had a great time. Every now and again we let out an "I miss you" and I think he might have caught one. But anyway, he showed me that he was nothing more than a douchebag:

Him:
quit relentlessly hitting on my girlfirend you greasy bastard. Its both sad and pathetic and is getting old real fast
She doesn't like it and neither do i!

Get a life and more importantly get your own girl!

Or is that the problem?

Me:
Ok now,

1. Im not hitting on her, even if I was, you would have nothing to worry about since Im 3000 MILES AWAY IN THE FUCKING US.

2. I have known her for over on 4 years now, and she is one of my best friends. You cant change that.

3. Stop your fucking bitching about me and take care of her, I am nothing to worry about. All I want is for her to be happy and your insecurities are compromising that.

4. I have my own girl, suck a cock.

Fuck you,
Adam

Him:
1. yes you are, your constantly writing weasely comments, expressing how much you miss her etc and you fucking know it!

2.Friends are great! but your not holding up your part of the friendship as your causing problems. If you truely are her friend then you'll stop hitting on her as thats not what friends do. Friends have the other persons interests at heart not your own. (She) also wants you stop it to because its causing problems so

3. as above stop being a dick and they're wont be any reason for me to speak to you again

4. does your girlfirend know your being a greasy bastard? i don't think so!

Me:
Yes friends are great, and If I was doing anything to compromise our friendship then SHE would tell me, instead of you being a overprotective, jealous, insecure asshole and contacting me directly. So, again, Fuck you.

Im not the one being a dick here. Who is the one contacting me, trying to start shit? Fuck you x2.

My girlfriend is not in this, so dont defile her name by spewing it out of your filthy jizzum encrusted maw. Fuck you x3.

Choke on a cock scumbag. I hope you walk in front of a bus.

Dont even bother contacting me back. We will let (Her) herself decide this one. If she says that Im overstepping boundaries then, so be it, youll have to worry about me even less. But, if she says Im ok, then Fuck you x4.

Go write in your spell book shitface. (He claims to be Wiccan, but he is a poser)

Him:
unfortunately claire is too nice to tell you when your overstepping the mark hence why you've gotten these emails. You know what your doing so does (her) so do i,
Again you don't seem to want to accept the fact that nothing is going to happen between you (her words not mine)
I'm not being unreasonable your just being an ass. I couldn't care less about contacting your so called girl all i want is for you to be a fucking decent person for once and stop with the bullshit and problem causing.I Don't fucking care how far away you live if someone was constantly trying it on with your girl how would you feel.
I suggest you choose your words more carefully and think about the impact your having on other people rather than just thinking about your fat self. Again if you were thinking about claire you wouldn't hesitate in taking this on board. Its not like i'm trying to stop you being friends i just want you to act like one for a change and think of her first!

end of discussion.

Me
Youre just running around in circles, talking about shit that Ive already answered in the previous messages, so Im not even going over that part again.

The facts stand:

1. If (She) has a problem, SHE will tell me. Not you.

2. Youre insecure and overprotective.

3. Im right, youre an asshole.

4. Youre the one being a dick about this.

If you wanted to have a civilized discussion about this, you should have approached me in a decent manner instead of being a cuntrag in your first message. If you would have been an actual man, and talked to me properly about this, instead of taking the bitch's path and coming out of nowhere to insult me, then this entire conversation would have been completely different.

Now, kindly fuck off. Im a busy man and I tire of you.

Him: (Here he just regressed into the retard that he has been trying to hide)
AND JUST FOR THE RECORD YOUR NOT A WORRY YOUR AN ANNOYANCE

Me:
And youre an egotistical, self centered, convoluted, absolutely pathetic smudge of shit on the asshole of the universe that dosent deserve to breathe the same air as decent humans.

Go away you rueful excuse for a consciousness.


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Only people that deserve to be here will be posted.

I AM AN ASSHOLE!

You have been warned.


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Things about me:

- Im 5'10", I weigh 250Lbs

- Im taken and happy.

- I have a mild case of Tourettes Syndrome.

- I enjoy music of all types, but mostly listen to metal.

- I have a moderately expansive vocabulary, and enjoy enhancing it.

- I work at a restaurant and love cooking, check my journal for some of my recipes.

- I absolutely detest stupidity in all forms.

- I am an intelligent person and I love learning.

- I dont have time for bullshit.

- I am overly brutally honest.

- I cant stand seeing a man hit a woman and I have fought people after seeing them do it.

- I abhor poor grammar and spelling along with the overuse of internet shorthand.

- I like cars, and know more about them than a normal person should.

- I like bowling, and know more about it than a normal person should.

- I am not normal.

- I am not a vampire, so I cant turn you.

- I am not a donor.

- I dont smoke weed, only cigarettes.

- I am an asshole, and I like it that way.

- If you think I am wrong about anything, then fuck you and everyone you know.

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Likes:

Music, Comics, X-Men, Batman, The Joker, Comic book Villains, Nice People, Common Sense, Courtesy, Video Games, Respect, Counter Strike, My Computer, Cigarettes, Dark Beer, Warsteiner Dunkel, Jagermeister, Alcohol In General, Eyes, The Occult, Conspiracy Theories, The Sight Of My Own Blood, Knives, Anime, Proper Grammar, Intelligence, Learning, Quiet, Thunderstorms, Rain, Winter, Snow, Cooking, Cars, Honda, Nissan, Mazda, Acura, Dodge, Pontiac, Fieros, German Culture...

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Dislikes:

RPGrs, Close Mindedness, Arrogance, Stupidity, Most Rap, BLING, Luxury, Excess, Summer, The Beach, Tourists, Dawsons Creek, Dumbasses, Poor Spelling And Grammar, Internet Shorthand, Rude Kids, Organized Religion, Religious Fanaticism, People Who Piss Me Off...

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Music:
(Favs in bold)

Mudvayne, Old Metallica, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Johnny Cash, Slipknot, As I Lay Dying, Strapping Young Lad, My Chemical Romance, DJ Trinity, RAMMS+EIN, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Del Shannon, Deftones, Seether, Breaking Benjamin, Xzibit, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Scorpions, Burn the Preist, Otep, Hollywood Undead, DethKlok, Mr. Mister, Pantera, Ra, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Sevendust, Smile Empty Soul, Soil, Amon Amarath, Billy Ocean, Blood Has Been Shed, DMX, Spineshank, System of a Down, Taproot, 3 Days Grace, The Used, Linkin Park, Kittie, KoRn, Killswitch Engage, Ill Nino, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, 2Pac, Devildriver, Chevelle, Darude, Cold, Cradle of Filth, Bleeding Through, Adema, Weezer, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Many many more...

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Movies:

Tommy Boy, Boondock Saints, Fast and Furious, Office Space, Run Lola Run, The Holy Grail, Bloodsport (The Only good Van Damme movie), Hellboy, Phenomenon, Friday, 2Fast, 2Furious (shut up i like cars), Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Secret Window, Edward Scissorhands, The Crow, Fifth Element, Sin City, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocolypse and lots others...

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Respected VR Members:
Also known as the "Who I would buy a beer" list.


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BillyTheJust

One of the most knowledgeable people on VR for everything occult. Awesome conversationalist, good friend, and a fellow Carolinian. He is the guy that you see at a restaurant, reading a newspaper or book, drinking his coffee quietly that always has something interesting to say.

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Deadman13

Old enough to be my father, and if fate had played that card I would have been proud to call him such. His dedication to his friends is rivaled by no other. The only person I have met in recent history with a vocabulary that dwarfs mine. He also has a bad ass scooter.

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Tbone

If you ever thought that comic book characters werent real, think again. This is Frank Castle incarnate. Awesome musician, skilled graphic artist, and a dedicated father, Frank here is the epitome of what a good friend should be. I am honored to call him such.

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DeathsEmbrace

If ever there is a time that I need to talk to someone about whats getting me down, DeathsEmbrace is the one I turn to and he knows he can do the same. Compassionate, sympathetic, and trustworthy are 3 words that I dont use lightly unless I am talking about this guy.





This isnt just a "friend list", these members are people on this site that have gained my respect, through way of their merit, achievements, or kindness. This a very difficult list to be included in usually.

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Music Quotes
This is a collection of quotes from songs that have special meaning to me...

"Down, chemical sacrament,
Blasphemous prayer.
Deliver me from this,
So serene apocalypse.

Just make me fucking numb,
Deaf, blind, and fucking dumb.
Return to sacred sleep.

This could, be my requiem,
And I, will feel no pain
This could, be my requiem,
But dont bury me too deep.

Drain, in the infected brine,
Sickened cesspool shell of mine,
Strap up the hands of time,
And plunge the soul into the vein.

Just make me fucking numb,
Deaf, blind, and fucking dumb.
Return to sacred sleep.

This could, be my requiem,
And I, will feel no pain
This could, be my requiem,
But dont bury me too deep.

Sake, Suffer, Self-destruct...
Rise, Stronger, Re-construct...

Sake, Suffer, Self-destruct...
Rise, Stronger, Re-construct...

Dispose, Discard, Deny...

And I will feel no pain."

Lamb of God - "Requiem"

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"Dont stay,
Forget our memories, forget our possibilities,
What you were changing me into.
Just give me myself back and...
Dont stay,
Forget our memories, forget our possibilities,
Take all your faithlessness with you,
Just give me myself back and...
DONT STAY!"

Linkin Park - Dont Stay

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" I am...
A little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard,
Handful of complaints,
But I cant help the fact that everyone can see these scars.
I am...
What I want you to want, what I want you to feel,
But its like no matter what I do,
I cant convince you to just believe this is real.
So I...
Let go, watching you,
Turn your back like you always do,
Face away and pretend that Im not,
But Ill be here cus yorue all that I got."

Linkin Park - Faint

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"Its easier to run,
Replacing this pain with something more.
Its so much easier to go,
Than face all this pain here all alone"

Linkin Park - Easier To Run

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"Sometimes, I only remember,
The days when I was young,
Now days, No one remembers,
When they were young and stupid.
(The way that you like it)
Come on baby, help me, someone to confide in,
(Ill get inside you)
Now youre beggin me to stay..."

Adema - The Way That You Like It

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"Would there be a difference if I followed what you say?
Taken from my mind and I can't seem to get away
Using me is over now and soon you're gonna see
I'm done with you, I'm done with you

Everyone is the same,
Quick to point the blame,
All I know is that life is a struggle.
Why, I can't seem to escape all the games that you play,
All I know is that life is a struggle."

Adema - Everyone

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"Crouched over...
You were not there,
Living in fear,
But signs were not really that scarce,
Obvious tears.
But I will not,
Hide you through this,
I want you to help.
And please see,
The bleeding heart perched on my shirt...

Die, withdraw...
Hide in cold sweat,
Quivering lips.
Ignore remorse,
Naming a kid, living wasteland.
This time you've tried,
All that you can turning you red...

Change my attempt good intentions,
Should I, could I?
Here we are with your obsession,
Should I, could I?"

10 Years - Wasteland

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"I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black
my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch
Cops give a damn about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares
one less hungry mouth on the welfare
First ship 'em dope & let 'em deal the brothers
give 'em guns step back watch 'em kill each other
It's time to fight back that's what Huey said
2 shots in the dark now Huey's dead
I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin' changes
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be
How can the Devil take a brother if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we played as kids
but things changed, and that's the way it is"

Tupac - Changes

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"A-yo!
This song is dedicated to all the happy people
All the happy people who have real nice lives
And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck

I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net,
I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck.
I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check,
Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt.
Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged,
Full of venom and rage.
Especially when I'm engaged,
And my daughter's down to her last diaper.
That's got my ass hyper.
I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer.
Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders,
These overnight stars becoming autograph signers.
We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us,
Along with the small fry's and average half pinters.
While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas,
Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us.
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless,
Snakes slither in the grass spineless.

That's Rock Bottom,
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom,
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom,
When you feel you have had it up to here,
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear..."

Eminem - Rock Bottom

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"Spinning further, deeper
I know you're out to try me
I'm not in this to be a slave
Push the dirt, make me feel
Locate what swallows life
Night bird you build my world

..and then I close my eyes
..and then I close my eyes

Judge me now
Used to be afraid to let it show, bow down
A king in my own mind
Everything's in place so much brighter from today

Drown the monster
Make all bad dreams go away
Whatever it takes to keep running free
Open scars, the quiet place
All the bridges fall to the ground and you say you sacrificed..."

In Flames - The Quiet Place

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"Twenty four left until my death
So I'm gon' waste alot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath
I know exactly where I'm goin', but I'mma send you there first
And with the shit that I'll be doin', I'mma send you there worse
I've been livin' with a curse, and now it's all about to end
But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C-4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like three buildings on Wall Street, into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever, but this wasn't fame"

DMX - 24 Hours To Live

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"I bear my soul, niggas wouldn't dare, my role
Gives a nigga a heart of gold but with a hole
Lost all control, my shoulders hold a lot of weight
Just like first Im sold an eighth, then told its not an eighth
But then it's out of state, and it's too late
For change is to be made
That's what I get for fucking with strangers in the shade
This is it, that nigga's got to give me a plate
For the same reason that fate, chose to give me the weight
Take away hate, now I'm supposed to love the one that cursed me
The one that wouldn't give me a cup of water when I was thirsty
It was always his versus me, but now I gotta teach him
Personal feelings put aside, cuz now I gotta reach him
What I'd like to do is turn my head, like I don't know him
But it seems like I've been called on to show him
So I'ma show him
And if you never met me, then you've no right to judge me
I've got a good heart but this heart can get ugly"

DMX - Look Through My Eyes

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"Either let me fly, or give me death
Let my soul rest, take my breath
If I don't fly I'ma die anyway, I'ma live on
but I'll be gone any day "

and

"I sold my soul to the devil, and the price was cheap
And yo it's cold on his level cause it's twice as deep
But you don't hear me, ignorance is bliss and so on
Sometimes it's better to be thought dumb
Or shall I go on?"

DMX - Let Me Fly

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"The day you left me
there was a feeling I have never shown
The day you told me
there were the words that I have never known
And now it's over
So what's left that I should ever feel
cause since the day you left me I have been so alone

And now we're left with broken promises
my heart can't take no more
and now we're left with broken promises
my mind has had enough

Deep inside me
there are things that I have never told
they burn inside me
and now I need to know
Why are you trying to take everything away from me
well I'm begging you
I'm here with nothing left to show
cause since the day you left me I have been so alone"

Element Eighty - Broken Promises

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"I found some peace today, I grit my teeth
And swallow all of my pain
And selfish pride, I used to hide behind

Let me out let me out I'm singing
Let me out let me out I'm singing
I'm a liar and cheating person
Accused of telling the truth

Flames of pain stained paint my eyes
Child I've lost this face won't lie
Time burns my souls decay gray
Sifting through the smoke and lies
Swimming exhale love that's died
The first and last ain't ever the same
So I'll keep on singing this
I don't care if your right or if I'm always wrong
Just wanna sing my song before this whole world"

Future Leaders Of The World - Let Me Out




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Random Quotes
This part of my profile is dedicated to all the crazy motherfuckers that I love, my friends.

1. Damn Russian cars... they dont go forwards.
- Justin
2. I rode bus eight and eight was great!
-Brett
3. DAMNIT MAN! Im not a hamster! I dont want my eyes to pop out of my skull!
- Spencer
4. Dude, i cant plug this in. This socket is british.
-Justin
5. Hey Adam! Um.. uh.. like, uhh.. ju.. JUST GET ME A BEER!
-Spencer
6. I slept in a bush last night.
-Brett
7. HOLY SHIT! Im on the ground, man...
-Me
8. Why is there so much hate in the world? Why cant everyone just get along? I mean, I like jello...
-Me
9. Nah! I might get gonasyphaherpalese!
-Julio
10. I see 5 spots and every time i look at them they run away from me.
-Mary
11. Can you smell.. the rock... Im baking, brother? OOOOOH YEA!!!
-Justin
12. Man I hate these stairs... they go up.
-Justin
13. Man, I bet if Martha Stewarts husband ever got cancer and his hair all fell out, she'd weve it into a basket and sell it on ebay. That woman is the devil.
-Mary
14. Dude, when youre drunk and you gotta puke... Man I hate that shit. But after you get it over with then (claps hands) ITS WAFFLE HOUSE TIME!
-Jason H.
15. Well, you had better hop skip and jump your happy ass back on out there boy before i kill you with my toe. (he laughs) Yea, its funny till youve seen it done.
-Me
16. Its nice to reach down a girls pants and feel like youre feeding a horse.
-Mad Max
17. We are not american... we are french. QUI MONSUIER CROSSONT!!
-Robby
18. *sneeze* Bless you. *sneeze* Hey im only blessing you once, if you fall over dead now thats between you and god.
-Travis
19. Fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Communists. I hate em.
-Spencer
20. Man, if my dad said that I was grounded then id all be like.... fuck off... go back to jail and give me your car... bawldie!!
-Spencer
21. Fingerprints dont stick to sharks
- Cory
22. (Hey Tim, is your family Itallian?)
Nah, theyre just assholes.
-Tim
23. Take 5 Percocets Then Initiate Turbocharger.
-Me
24. Dude, that dragon fly has a flame job!
-Spencer


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