The House of Nocturnal Retribution

Vampire Rave member for 18 years.

Status:  Daywalker (94.63)
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Affiliation:  The House of Nocturnal Retribution
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Gender:  Male
Birthdate:  September 20, 1982
Age:  41

Golden, BC, Canada



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A spoon full of sugar may make the medicine go down. But, what if that person is a diabetic? Isn't that homocide, Mary Poppins?

My friend's videos on YouTube, about religion, Gays and Lesbians

Deviant Art, Alleycatcy.
For the Better or for Worse (comic)
Count your sheep (webcomic)
No Room for Magic (webcomic)
Elf Only Inn (webcomic)
Catharsis (webcomic)
Oh My Gods! The Pagan Based Comic Strip

Xombified (flash series)
Idaho Observer, independent and truthful journalism

Smoke Free
News regarding Karla Homolka

Drow Vampire. It's a mouthful, isn't it? It's okay, though, since I'll respond to: Scotty, Alley Cat, Hey You, Stop That and ... Captain.

I am the Squirrel with the Power and the original 500 lb Ninja.

My middle names are: WHIMSICAL, CONFUSED and CONFUSING. Not unlike Dr. Sheldon Cooper, I am one lab accident away from becoming a super villian. My robot minions will NOT have a CPU in either their heads or chests. You should surrender without even trying to shoot my minions.

One of my newest artistic endeavors is that of an artist, using Daz, 3ds Max, and old Paint Shop Pro 9. I am on Deviant Art, Alleycatcy.

I was going to launch a web comic, but that project is on ice right now.

I won the award for Funniest Profile in my House! 2006 I think

I won Rewards again, September 26 2007

Best Profiles of Nocturnal Retribution: Honeybah and DrowVampire have put together an exciting mixture in their profiles. They are open about themselves, amusing, and the layouts are eye pleasing. Congratulations to Honey and Drow for Best Profiles.

DrowVampire and gothmarionette have scored highest here. Both profiles are well filled in with necessary information and then some, leaving its readers ready to interact and get to know them even better. Congratulations to Drow and GM for Most Informative.

It took a lot of time, many hours in total to create my profile. Please take the time to read at least most of it.

STOP! Do not add me to your friends list without asking me first.

Also people I talk the most to, also on my friends list: EvildollBJ, RBZ, Cadamia, DireConsequences, Dravenlore, all members of my HOUSE.

To my very first friend on VR: Hana !!

NOTE: I do not have the time or patience for Drama. If thats all you can do is vomit out drama - related bullshit, dont bother talking ot me.. I have better more important things to do. And dont even dare to start and spread rumours. I have no need for your poisonous destruction.

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IMVU CHAT !!!! My nickname there is DrowVampire

My Brother, dravenlore (rate his profile too!)

A message to VR's ladies: If you are watching Dravenlore's webcam (MSN and yahoo), you want to see him laugh, type the following words, "I am losing my sock !"

I am so bad. hehehe, no rest for the wicked eh?

-> My Journal. Read it!
-> Personal and Political: 210+ Entries
-> Poetry: 7 Entries
-> Dreams: 20+ Entries
-> Bands and singers: at least 10 Entries covering 20 Bands and singers
-> Short Stories: at least 14 Entries (YOU LIKE SHORT STORIES, RIGHT ?)

This is undeniable Proof that my friends are all insane. Photo taken at Kary's (the woman in the photo) wedding.

Profile updated at least once every 2 weeks. Photo Portfolio updated May 2008.

For more information on Drow and The Drow-Vampire, go here


On the subject of bullying: Do not tell your kid/s to always back away from a fight, to just walk away. Here's why: Bullying always happens in groups - the main bully, his/her friends and the ones who watch. They outnumber you, they trap you. If you walk away, you will be attacked from behind and still get beaten to a bloody pulp.

Fight !
Bloody hell, maybe even carry a knife. Stab those bullying fuckers. Kill them outright.

Me, Halloween 2006 (not bad considering I did the makeup myself)
me, Halloween 2006

Who am I, you ask ?

I was told my aura is colourful. (usually means that I have many ruling emotions)

dravenlore's weakness is computers. My weakness is cars. We help each other in this regard. He’s my best friend. Dravenlore and I are the Toxic Bros. Dravenlore told me about Vampire Rave. I have come to Vampire Rave to make friends and to express a side of myself that I can finally explore, unafraid. All of our passions need an outlet. I can finally hang out with people who's like me.

My ultimate reason for existing: I observe from a distance and I judge. I judge you not by your looks. But by your actions, attitude and intentions. It is not about where you were born, or what happened to you. Its about your actions. Deeds speak.

Drug users (marijuana/weed and everything else) automatically earns disrespect and hatred from me. There is nothing harmless about marijuana - I have seen stoners destroy relationships with friends and family. The worst agony of my life is due to one stoner, I will never forget the PAIN. Never again do I want to be anywhere near drugs. UP YOURS STONERS.

Meez 3D avatar avatars games

My Personality: I am shy, yet love attention. There is alot going on underneath the surface, alot of anger. So actually .... Chaotic, all over the place. I have a twisted, very wicked sense of humour which has cost me two jobs in the past. I guess I have to censor myself sometimes. I hate doing that. Piss off all you normal person excepting a certain standard.

THE PAST: My world fell apart when I was only ten years old. In the years afterwards, I was constantly picked on, teased and beat up for being the odd one, the Nerd, Computer expert. This is one of the reasons my surroundings is very dark. This is home. But I have to keep smiling, else I will self-destruct. Lying was a requirement since the age of 11 and was second nature to me. I started correcting this behaviour 12 years later.

I enjoy seeing the look of fear in people's eyes. Alas, I must refrain from my evil laughter when in public. I was a school bus driver from December 2002 until April 2006. Jan 27 2006, I scared another teacher with my evil crackle. It is just my way of having fun, I dont have a AM/FM radio in there, I am bored out of my mind, and the chorus of voices in my head gets loud and distracting.

2005, I scared the Principal and a teacher from a nearby French school. I did a perfect crackle; Disney or some animation company should hire me to do crackles. Shirley Millner, eat your heart out !

I like it when people fear me. Last time someone looked at me and was terrified, was July 2005, dravenlore and I were in elevator, the doors opened on the lobby. We are in black bikers clothes, top to bottom and black Bandannas. The guy on the other side of the door, jumped right out of his skin !! Same thing happened at the gas station, the guy was fearful of me! That was fun!!

Some would say I am an anarchist
1 : one who rebels against any authority, established order, or ruling power
2 : one who believes in, advocates, or promotes anarchism or anarchy; especially : one who uses violent means to overthrow the established order.

Yes, I am. Especially to big industry who does whatever they want to do, politicians breaking their word. Corporations picking on individuals. The divide between rich and poor growing and growing .... I want to bring them all DOWN. Fairness for all, and justice! (And ... well, I do love protesting)

I am chaos and fury incarnate !
I have alot of anger. A decade of pain and hatred. A decade of being alone. 12 years of abuse suffered, I lost most of my sanity in the process .... Something had to give.

Susan Aglukark is an Inuit singer, her music speaks strongly to me given the agony, rage and sorrow my life has been from May 4, 2006 to 2008.

Very first photo of my son, oh wow!!! (I can now use the word "cute" a million times!), Photo taken around June 1
My son: My greatest pride !
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See my portfolio for more photos! OMG, he's so cute!
January 1, 2007 photo (I am so awed !)

THE PRESENT: I am noble and honourable. I am a nice guy, with good intensions; I do make a lot of mistakes, I certainly don’t have all the answers. Life is full of uncertainties and questions.

I want to be out with friends. I am friendly, prefer to be happy. I like fantasy and sci-fi and comedy. I write twice a week with a Star Trek writing group, that I started in 2000 and it is still running after all these years.

I am not skilled at writing poetry at all.

I like to joke around. Smile !

My friends and people I like: To be a little nutty, able to take a joke and a prank. If you can return the favour, go for it :D

People I do not like. In fact I hate them: Miserable assholes, dishonest. Death penalty by BIG MASSIVE BLENDER to any and all rapists (especially Priests) and whose who create and view child porn.

I support:


Most Evil companies on this planet
* Halliburton Energy
* Laidlaw School Bus
* CIBC Bank
* Credit Unions
* Collection Agencies
* VISA, Master Card, American Express

Evil Religions
* Roman Catholic
* Orthodox
* Pentecostal/Charismatic
* Jehovah’s Witnesses (JW)

I was taught in school that gays,lesbians are evil.

Luckily, I learned is is not true, many years later through a friend of mine. More reasons for me to hate these churches. Especially this no blood transfusion SHIT of JW in order to save a life. A big fuck you to JW. And stop pestering me you assholes!

I hate guns, claymore mines and landmines. Michael Moore rocks. Either Michael Moore or Jon Steward for permenant US President.
Apple Computers

My cardinal virtues are
(1) truth and honour
(2) courage
(3) mind (self-respect and self-control)
(4) sincerity
(5) justice
(6) compassion
(7) most importantly: humanity and benevolence

Hobbies: General chaos, PC gamer, and I watch alot of anime
Favorite colour: Ocean blue-green and DARK RED
Favorite foods: MEAT and Sushi, Chili

Something about my fav. colour: RED. The colour of love, anger, passion and fire!!

Do you wear glasses?: Yes, mostly for driving. Supposed to be for reading. The lenses need to be fixed …. I sat on my glasses and dropped them too many times.

Do you smoke?: NO. I hate smoke!!!! Cigars and Cigarettes smell horrible. The smell from smokers' clothes is revolting !!
Also ... I'd like to snap stoners, in half. I get angry, bad memories are trigged.

Do you drink?: Very Rarely. But I am of Scottish descent, so I know I can and will any one of you under the table. Ha!

What most me very angry: Dictators like Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, George W Bush, pro-war people

  My Motto: "Man's inhumanity to man, worse still ... to a child" - Dolores O' Riordan (The Cranberries)

Shameless Plug !!

Online RPG Star Trek Pretoria. Story telling with emphasis on character development and high quality writing.

Running since October 4, 2000
Looking for more people to join (novice or experienced): Bridge officers, Guest stars & Comedy writers wanted.
CO Rakurai Stryker (me!)
XO Alister Maxwell
Former Chief Medical Officer Karen Coleridge, MD
Shuttle Pilot Samantha Maxwell
Science Officers S'Lara and Sylari
Tactical Officer Kyruzix
Starfleet Intelligence Officer Consy Coffee
Angel [ Villain ]
Romulan Android, went rogue. Angel is a major threat to anyone who tries to stop her. Angel created Jade and Jara.

Warlord Falkar [ Villain ]
Tarosian Warlord. A dedicated and brilliant tactician, defeated the Pretoria, betrayed the Federation-Romulan fleet in the aftermath of battle, destroying the Romulan Flagship.

Glimera [ Villain ]
Nausicaan, Female. She is very calm and even nice on outward appearance, but has a very unstable personality. Bipolar, and can be very very cruel and wicked, purest psychopath.

Pegrange [ Villain ]
Nausicaan, Male. Calm, business-like, logical, cunning intellect. He is a true genius, which means he get bored very easily. He is the younger sibling to Glimera. He has a distinctive baritone voice. His victims is strung up and left to die on display, a warning to others.

Civilians: Alice Brangwin

CURRENT LOCATION: Dyson Sphere 3, Seraris Regions
Tak'cha Eridani system, Grid Epsilon
Tak'cha Sector (Sector G 257 by 112 by 9), Beta Quadrant

Deep Space 5 / Night Blossom Fleet Yards - 54 days at Warp 9
Eru no Tema (Thallonian Protectorate Starbase) - 56 days at Warp 9
Zetsubo Birii (Thallonian Protectorate Starbase) - 56 days at Warp 9
Starbase 718 - 72 days at Warp 9
Iota Pavonis VII-B Starbase (Romulan) - 73 days at Warp 9

USS Pretoria-B. Eclipse class starship, NCC 84361. Launched, 5 years ago.

USS Pretoria (NCC 1738, Miranda class) 2243 - 2360
USS Pretoria-A (NCC 73918, Steamrunner class) 2370 - 2385

Favourite Science Fiction
* Star Trek TOS (like it a little), TNG, DS9, season4 of ENT except for the final episode
* The Outer Limits
* Firefly
* Star Wars sucks!

On the topic of video and computer games ....
These heroines rock: Aya Brea, Alisa Landeel, Alys Brangwin, Samus Aran, and others

Favourite Games
* King's Quest series (I am playing King's Quest II, the mind blowing VGA remake by Tierra and ADG, not Sierra)
* Final Fantasy series
* Chrono Trigger
* Phantasy Star series
* Mortal Kombat series
* Parasite Eve series
* Silent Hill series

My TV and movie preferences
I like anime-romantic comedies. I like comedy and intelligent horror. Action-Adventure is fun too as long as it is written well and not predictable crap. I hate Friends and similiar sitcoms, they are predictable.

Favourite TV shows
* Titus
* ReBoot
* Shadow Raiders
* This hour has 22 minutes
* Royal Canadian Air Farce
* An American in Canada
* 11 cameras
* CSI (all of them)
* Family Guy
* American Dad
* Deep Water Black
* Malcolm in the middle

I hate: Judge Judy & Judge Brown, Ricky Lake, Divorce Court, The Olsen twins, everyone on 'The People's Court', the writers and actors of Seinfeld

My favourite TV characters:
* Abby Sciuto (NCIS) omg! damn she is lovable,and wicked and weird *wub*
* The pilot of Eva Unit 2, Asuka Langley Sohryu
* Main cast of Ah! My Goddess
* Hexadecimal

* Demona (Gargoyles)
* Drusilla and Faith Lehane (Buffy)

Favourite webcomics
* Elf Only Inn
* No Room for Magic
* Count your sheep
* Catharsis
* The Devil's Panties

Favourite comic strips
* For Better or For Worse
* Rose is Rose
* Heart in the City

Cast of Elf Only Inn: Lord Elf, Lillith, Woot, Lord of Dorkness/Satan, Duke Nukem, Spock Nimoy, King Herman, Megan, M’Lady

But most of all - sweet_grrl, but we all know and love her as STABBY !

more coming soon.

My favourite Anime
* Love Hina
* Hack.Sign
* Ah! My Goddess
* Witch Hunter Robin
* Noir
* Gundam Seed
* Read or Die
* Magic User's Club
* Inu Yasha
* Narato

Movies ....
My favourite movie part, is from "Interview with the Vampire", the theater scene, the young girl is brought on to the stage - stripped and bitten by the Head Vampire. Then discarded, the other twenty vampires swarm her. EXTREME GOOSEBUMPS, I love that. Just a neck biting a woman is very erotic.

Favourite movies ?
* Brain Scan
* The Crow
* The Crow: Wicked Prayer
* Silent Hill
* Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children
* Ginger Snaps (entire movie series)
* Mortal Kombat
* The gods must be crazy (1 and 2 and 3)
* Canadian Bacon
* Yankee Zulu (aka There is a Zulu on my stoep)
* You must be joking
* Airplane! and Airplane 2!
* Spaceballs
* Hot Shots I and II
* Star Trek Wrath of Khan
* Star Trek The Voyage Home
* Star Trek Nemesis
* RoboCop 1 and 2
* RoboCop: Prime Directives
* Josie and the Pussycats
* ReBoot: Daemon Rising
* ReBoot: My two Bobs

The Worst Movies of All Time
* Super Mario Brothers
* Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
* Se7en (Seven)

Favourite Books
"Night World" series by Lisa J Smith
"The Last Vampire" series (I have read books 1 to 3 or 4, cant find the rest of the series)

I love music, I need music! Music is my escape. Music helps me alter my mood. There are rare exceptions, but generally I do not like Death/Black Rock, Jazz and Country. I have music in Afrikaans, English, Latin, Japanese and Italian. I don't know Latin, Japanese or Italian, but I like the general music and lyrics.

Music is my engine, my drive. The one thing that nearly destroyed me in that basement apartment room many years ago. But also the same thing I enjoy listening to and singing. Look at me GO! Wheeeeeeeeeee! High energy dancing when no one is looking.

I have a habit of playing my music while driving, sometimes with the windows down to Knight Rider theme, Champions Unplugged and hyper-sounding weird Italian songs from a game "The Line Continues" I was famous too with highschool kids for playing on my tape deck "fhqwhgads" (Homestar Runner)

Some of my Favorite bands:
The Urge
Johnny Clegg & Savuka
The Cranberries
Green Day
Aimee Allen
Heather Nova
Bif Naked
Mango Groove

Some of my Favourite Singers:
Anneli van Rooyen
Anton Goosen
Carike Keuzenkamp
Ipi Tombi
Hikaru Utada
Laurika Rauch
Leon Schuster
Richard & Lochner
Rina Hugo
Salyu (aka Lily Chou-Chou)
Sias Reinecke
Sonja Heroldt
Susan Aglukark
Vicky Sampson
Weird Al Yankovic
Veruca Salt

Soundtrack to my life (play these songs as loud as you can!!)
Opening song: Heather Nova - Welcome to my World
Waking up: Aimee Allen - I'd Start A Revolution If I could get up in the morning
Theme Music: Abba - Thank You For The Music
Driving fast: Knight Rider theme
First date: Mango Groove - Taken for a moment
Falling in love: Ah! My Goddess - My Heart Your Heart

Betrayed, USED: Susan Aglukark - Never be the same
Crisis of Faith: Susan Aglukark - Find Something To Believe In
Wars and Conflict: Mango Groove - We need a new kind of love
Music to Cheer me up: Metallica - Enter Sandman
Getting ready to go out: Tatu - How soon is Now?
Night Time: QKumba Zoo - Into the Night

Dancing at a club: Mango Groove - Keep on dancing
Mood to Party: Patricia Lewis - I'm On Fire
Summer vacation: Qkumba Zoo - The Child Inside
Fighting theme: Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children - One Winged Angel
Feeling depressed and Thinking of the past: Parasite Eve 2 - Insomnia and Memories
Falling asleep: Mango Groove - Dream softly

Theme song for May 13, 2006: Smashing Pumpkins - Today is the Greatest Day of All

Favourite Anti-War, Anti-Racism, Protest and World Peace Songs
* Mango Groove - We are Waiting
* Mango Groove - Too Many Tears
* Mango Groove - We need a new kind of Love
* Mango Groove - Hellfire
* U2 – Peace on Earth
* QKumba Zoo - Weeping
* Green Day - American Idiot!
* Susan Aglukark - O Siem
* Susan Aglukark - Casualties of War
* Black Eyed Peas - Where is the Love ?
* Johnny Clegg & Savuka - Bombs away
* Rugby World Cup 1995 (Theme song) - Where the World Began

All time Favourite songs

23. K's choice - A sound that only you can hear
22. K's Choice - Everything For Free
21. Aimee Allen - Oblivion
20. Heather Nova - Mother Tongue
19. QKumba Zoo - Cloud Eyes (I'm scared, you're scared)
18. Bif Naked - Sophia
17 Silent Hill 2 - Angel's Thanatos
16. Jack Off Jill - Strawberry Gashes
15. Mango Groove - Another Country
14. Of Monsters and Men - King and Lionheart
13. Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children - Black Water
12. Final Fantasy 7 - Aerith's theme (Orchestral)
11. Leon Schuster - Champions Unplugged
10. Silent Hill - You're not here
09. Silent Hill - A Letter From The Lost Days
08. 08th Mobile Suit TEAM (Gundam) - 10 Years After
07. 08th Mobile Suit TEAM (Gundam) - Shine in the Storm
06. Nightwish - Cadence of Her Last Breath
05. HALO THEME (Mjolnir Mix)
04. KILL ME CAMPER ONE MORE TIME (Counter Strike remix)
03. Bif Naked - My Bike
02. Within Temptation - Final Destination
01. Within Temptation - Dark Wings

Personal Music Theme that I chose for 2008, "Blood Red Earth" and "Believe Again" by Susan Aglukark

(Part of a favourite song, lyrics may be incorrect, a friend send this to me, years ago)
Out of Ashes - Witch Hunt ?

.... The Sun will rise !
My heart beats loudly
Darkness falls all around me
Fear ...
Save me ... !
Save me ... !
Save me ... from myself !


"Cougar attacks Cyclist. Cops are searching for assailant in Singles bars"

To Quote SilverBow: "Bubble, bubble, toil & trouble; Goddess, I hate laundry!"

"I will not tell you that good and evil exist, I can only tell you that the world is ignorant and from there you will have to make a choice."

"In reference to the political correctness movement, the undead are sometimes jokingly referred to as the "living-impaired". Vampires were sometimes likewise referred to as "Undead Americans" by characters in the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the spin-off Angel." - wikipedia entry

"The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of childhood into maturity"

"The fight is over ... but which side has won ? The fight is over and they took his gun. The fight is over, or has it just began ?" - Ipi Tombi

"If we could reach beyond the bounds of blame
And make history blind and peel away the easy balm of words
This is all we’d find: A mother’s cries, fear in an old man’s eyes, a child’s blood on the walls!
No easy price to pay, no harder way to fall" - Written in 1993 as a response to the massacre at Boipatong, and to the assassination of Chris Hani.

Relationships Quotes
"I know I can not stay the same, but I lack the strength to change it. I have life figured out too, it is all about FEAR."

"Dogs always know how to wreck a perfectly bad mood."

"Having your period is not an excuse to be the ultimate asshole!"

"Learn to trust !"

"I am alive, created to strife for love. To soar on the wings of friendship"

Words to Live by ....

.... change begets change
.... you don’t change by beating yourself up

.... I am, my own worst enemy
.... a happy married couple praises the other to a friend

.... marriage is honesty, openness, and understanding. to be sensitive to each other's whims, weaknesses, idiosyncrasies and eccentrics
.... sometimes fear is not what is seems; it could be excitement

.... relaxation is the opposite of anxiety
.... i must never answer my own questions

.... never use the word “but … “
.... avoid using the word “should …” these you usually your believes, not those of others

.... learn to respect and accept change
.... in marriage treat all major "disasters" as incidents, and treat minor incidents as trivial. these are more or less daily events.

.... Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart!!!
.... Dreams live longer, then the dreamer ever will.

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao-Tzu

You know, men have the same emotional structures that women do, men are also conditioned to devalue their emotions, women are encouraged to express them, but the idea that they're different emotional creatures is mindbogglingly stupid. We ought to be focusing on our commonalities.

Just a few hours of counselling can help to temper any biological differences by focusing on "feelings, not facts"

The whole "Mars and Venus" thing is Bullshit.

Would-be husbands and wives must talk about things like sex, money, careers and kids before they walk down the aisle. People often do talk about these things, The problem is, we do not talk about them properly. To remove Relationship Political Correctness, actually talk about someone gaining weight, being sexually attracted to someone else. There's a whole long list of things that you're feel that you are not allowed to talk about.

The point is not to limit the range of what is talked about or start with pre-conceived ideas of how the conversation is going to go. So with have kids, we start with prenatalism. Couples often decide they both want kids, but not discussed is how many, couples often stop the conversation after they want "two or more" - That mean major details unaddressed like whatever to have that 3rd child and how they will cope with how their kids impact their careers and finances.

Funny Quotes

"I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!"

"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn!" - nethack

"Terra... wait for me. I'll be back. And please, don't let a lecherous young king, who shall remain nameless, near you!" - Locke, Final Fantasy 3
"Uwee hee hee... Don't tease the octopus, kids" - Ultros, Final Fantasy 3

"I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong" - Anonymous

"Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I." - Steve Jobs, CEO Apple Computer

"When I wasn't sure what the word charisma meant, I met Steve Jobs and then I knew." - Larry Tesler, former Apple Chief Scientist, "The Triumph of The Nerds" by Bob Cringely.

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." - Steve Wozniak, Apple Computer

"Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk ?"

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss !!" - Lazarus Long

"We have terms: He harasses me, and I take it." - Christopher Titus, on his father

A "swift kick at his back door" is no way to get a dragon's attention !
A +25 sword of DM Slaying? Where can I find one?
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyland!
A criminal lawyer - is there any other kind?

"The network told me to get rid of Number One, the female first lieutenant, and also to get rid of 'that Martian fellow'...meaning, of course, Spock. I knew I couldn't keep both, so I gave the stoicism of the female officer to Spock and married the actress who played Number One. Thank God it wasn't the other way around. I mean Leonard's cute but..." - Gene Roddenberry

"Come now Worf. What about a bite on the cheek for old time's sake ?" - K'Ehleyr (Reunion, TNG)

"A little wine, some poetry, a tour of your ship...Wait, Jean-Luc! Come back here!" - Lwaxana Troi

Riker: "Chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge and chocolate chips. You're not depressed, are you ?"
Deanna Troi: "I'm fine, Will."
Riker: "Would you like me to leave you two alone ?"

"War is instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers ... but we're not going to kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not going to kill today!" - Kirk (A Taste of Armageddon)

Warner Bros. did a focus group for Babylon 5. Peeled of 20 folks for an in-room review, the rest of us watching through mirrored glass. One guy hates the show vehemently, keeps saying it's not science fiction. Finally the guy running the group says, "Could you tell us what you feel is an example of good science fiction?"
And the guy says, "Power Rangers."
"I damn near went through the glass at him." - J. Michael Straczynski

"I think the season 6 opening would be just a still, unmoving camera focused on me, collapsed at my desk...." - J. Michael Straczynski

"My goal: to blow up your subwoofer" - J. Michael Straczynski

"Any character can die. However, if I killed Ivanova, Claudia would kill me. Mutually assured destruction." - When asked if any character could still die, in the face of several women fans (friends of the question asker) would quit watching if Ivanova were killed. 11 October 1996 in the IRC chat

"One odd thing...seems like any time I have to leave Burbank airport, I end up going out of and returning in via gate B5." - J. Michael Straczynski

"Will I write a Season 6 ? I dunno, I go back and forth on an almost hourly basis. Basically, I think either it'll work, or it'll start a massive war in a region noted for a resentful populace and any number of leftover nukes." - J. Michael Straczynski

"For the life of me, I STILL don't what some people see in a bunch of big sweaty loud-mouthed men in fluorescent spandex throwing each other around a ring!" - Brian Enjo
"Sorry, I'm lost, I didn't know that the subject had changed to Congress...." - J. Michael Straczynski
-- [rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5] Re: More Crusade Rumors... 3 Feb 99

"Straczynski, pronounced just right and with the proper force behind it, can actually strike a cow dead at twenty paces." - JMS

"It's not like I'm hard to find...." - JMS
"You don't hide under the bed anymore?" - Philip Hornsey
"Not since the monsters moved in down there." - JMS
"Will we be seeing any of these monsters in the first season of Crusade?" - Philip Hornsey
"Depends on their agents." - JMS (19 May 1998)

"Yes, those stage doors are secured, and there are guards, and unless you're a Minbari you're not getting in."
-- On the B5 set's fire exits (2 Nov 97)

"The synopses are not for general distribution outside the TV stations; if other people are getting them, they're breaking the rules and ruining the dramatic impact of episodes by letting the shape of the episodes get out before broadcsat, and as far as I'm concerned, that entitles me to fuck with them."
-- 2 Oct 97

Re: time off
"Crystal, with all the things that've happened, if Bruce were one day transformed into a six foot lemur with a club foot and serious overbite, I feel reasonably confident that I could find some way to work it into the series."
"It's kinda like being hit in the head with a 2x4 about once every two minutes...after a while, you kinda start to like it"
-- J. Michael Straczynski (Aug 20th, 1997)

"Yes - Warners has rented a C4 cargo plane and will drop tapes all over Canada -- it will kill lots of cats, but this is a necessary sacrifice."
-- When asked if Season 5 would be seen in Canada, at RebelCon, 9 Aug 1997 [Maintainers note: Hopefully, TNT will make accomodations to also kill cats with their Season 5 broadcasts, so those of us here in the States won't be treated unfairly.]

"I think I want the china, the good silver, the portrait of Uncle Frank. And joint custody of the Vorlon." - Richard D. Bergstresser Jr.
"Vorlons are like cats, you never really own them." - JMS
-- responding to Janet Christian's suggestion that the online discussions about Claudia Christian's departure from the show read like a divorce(27 Jul 1997)

Question: "Could you have the Hansons do a cameo on Babylon 5 so you could MMMMBop them out an airlock?"
JMS: "That would require placing them in a vacuum which would be redundant."
Question: "In the Babylon 5 universe, do porn flicks involve spoo?"
JMS: "You are a thick, twisted, demented individual, please marry me." -- IRC session 30 Jun 1997

"You understand the concepts of breaking down a human psyche." - Kirk Darling
"Well, sure...I work for Warner Bros." - J. Michael Straczynski (20 Jun 97)

"You don't want to get dust into your space suit or it'll screw up the works and you'll die, which is a definite design flaw." - J. Michael Straczynski

"Retribution and revenge cuts both ways." - Gene Roddenberry (1921-1991)

"The United States Military is a fully owned subsidiary of the corporate and financial establishment. It plays no role in defending the American people. The function of today's military is to seize the world's dwindling resources through force of arms and provide a taxpayer-funded security apparatus for multi-nationals and energy giants." - Mike Whitney

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H. L. Mencken

"The troops say the Iraq experience has changed the way they see the world and their place in it. It also has altered their outlook on such American traditions as the approaching Memorial Day holiday." - Michael Martinez

"From space I saw Earth indescribably beautiful with all the scars of national boundaries gone". ~ Muhammed Ahmad Faris, Syrian Astronaut

"The first day, we pointed to our countries. Then we were pointing to our continents. By the fifth day we were aware of only one Earth". ~ Sultan Bin Salmon al-Saud, Saudi Arabia - Astronaut.

"Warning to George W! The red phone does not reach Bat-Man." - Greg Tobey (This hour has 22 minutes)

"Americans are looking ahead to a future where wars are not messed up, where reckless expenditure is reined in, where "White House competence" is not an oxymoron." - Justin Webb; BBC News, Washington. 13 May 2006

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter

President Mugabe is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes.

They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader ask the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a war vet comes along and knocks him dead with a log, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Mugabe," that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mugabe searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a Zimbabwe Air Force jet carrying Mr Mugabe were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Mugabe. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions...
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds...
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust...
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Testflight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.

S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.

S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 2100feet per minute descent.

S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S: Evidence removed.

P: DME, volume unbelievably loud.

S: DME, volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.

S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.

S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.

S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.

S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.

S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last .................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

S: Took hammer away from midget.

Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this is satire. A few mouse clicks in a photo Editor can have you looking good in lingerie and bondage.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Vorlons, for they are angry and too quickly subtle.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Unix, for it is subtle and quick to core dump.

Do not meddle in the affairs of witches, for you shall become small and green and go 'ribbit'.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Ninja. Ever.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Chuck Norris. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are only seconds away from death.

Do not meddle in the affairs of White wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are kludgy and can reformat your hard drive

Do not meddle in the affairs of system admins, for they are easy to annoy, have the root password; are quick to anger and have no need for subtlety.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cyborgs for you are conductive and can support 110 volts.

Do not meddle in the affairs of professors, for they are subtle and quick to flunk you.

Do not meddle in the fashions of wizards, for they are seasonal and quick to fall out of forbidden.

"You know the story of the farmer who in his back yard had chicken, and then he had a chicken that was a little odd looking, but he was a chicken. It behaved like a chicken. It was pecking away like other chickens.

It didn't know that there was a blue sky overhead and a glorious sunshine until someone who was knowledgeable in these things came along and said to the farmer, "Hey, that's no chicken. That's an eagle. "Then the farmer said, "Um, um, no, no, no, no man. That's a chicken; it behaves like a chicken. And the man said no; give it to me please. And he gave it to this knowledgeable man. And this man took this strange looking chicken and climbed the mountain and waited until sunrise.

And then he turned this strange looking chicken towards the sun and said, "Eagle, fly, eagle. "And the strange looking chicken shook itself, spread out its pinions, and lifted off and soared and soared and soared and flew away, away into the distance.

"Now I say to all of you, you are no chicken; you are an eagle. Fly, eagle, fly. Shake yourselves, spread your pinions, and then lift off and soar and rise, and rise toward the confident and the good and the beautiful. Rise towards the compassionate and the gentle and the caring. Rise to become eagles, not chickens." – Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu. Commencement speech at Brandeis University. Waltham, Massachusetts (May 21, 2000). Tutu, Nobel Peace Prize laureate in 1985, was the first black Anglican Dean of Johannesburg in 1975.

"After millennia of warfare and destruction, after all the genocide and killing that humans have committed, after violence has emerged during all eras and in every civilization across time and history, people still have difficulty accepting the existence of evil in the world. Who can still be surprised at the existence of serial killers, after Hitler and Stalin and Pol Pot and Genghis Kahn and Ivan the Terrible?

Perhaps most familiar to Canadians are Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka.

Despite their knowledge of these criminals, most people persist in believing that purposeless, violent crimes can't happen, that they shouldn't happen, and that they won't happen. Or they believe, in the abstract, that these crimes occur, but they believe it happens to other peoples, in other areas. Expression of wonderment at the horrific nature of crime seems to indicate a belief that human beings should not be capable of this. That this evil, if it ever existed, does not belong in the Canada we know and love.

But no society has ever eliminated evil, and no society ever will. The process of civilization -- instilling into citizens the enlightened values, customs and instincts of advanced communities and societies -- will never be more powerful than the instincts of a truly evil individual." - Jordan Michael Smith, writing for the Ottawa Sun.

"But when we talk about selfish, we are talking about Karla Homolka," Tim Danson, the lawyer for the French and Mahaffy families added. "One of the hallmarks of her psychopathy and dangerousness is that the universe revolves around her. If she wants a child, she'll have a child. And that is all that is important to her. She would not care about the life of that child."

    Lyrics to my Favourite songs

(more songs can be found in "Bands and singers" Journal, April 2008)

"SOMETIMES" by Mango Groove

Some say that love is forever, that tenderness never dies
But now I see our years together only a few shadows of moments in time
Now your heartbeat is a memory and its a sad dream
I want to strong, but there is nowhere to run
Sometimes ... I get by ... But only sometimes ...
The feeling subsides but Sometimes ... I get by ... But only sometimes

I know now time is healing. I know how to soothe my Pride
But I cannot stop believing or chase away
shadows of hope in my mind
Let the memories be a heartbeat and the sad
dream, become so sweet ... Give
me the strength to forget all my hurting inside !

Sometimes ... I get by ... But only sometimes ...
The feeling subsides but
Sometimes ... I get by ... But only
sometimes ... The feeling subsides but Sometimes ...

There are memories of this moment,
but the memories starts to fade away
These those slow dreams are forever but the
magical dream is ... only sometimes

"Another Country" by Mango Groove

You will walk beside me
I’ll tell you no lies
and then you’ll see another country in my eyes

If we could reach beyond the bounds of blame
and make history blind
and peel away the easy balm of words
this is all we’d find

A mother cries, fear in an old man’s eyes
a child’s blood on the walls
no crueler price to pay
no harder way to fall

There is a place for anger
things we won’t forgive
and I know it’s not enough to face your shame
with words you’ll never live

But let’s begin to look within
to where the future lies
and find the strength to live beneath another country’s skies

Another time! another place!
another country, another state of grace!
You’ll walk beside me, I’ll tell you no lies
and then you’ll see another country in my eyes

Johnny Clegg & Savuka - The Crossing

Through all the days that eat away at every breath that I take
through all the nights I've lain alone in someone else's dream ...
awake all the words in truth we have spoken,
that the wind has blown away, it's only you that remains with me
clear as the light of day

O Siyeza, o siyeza , sizofika webaba noma (we are coming, we are coming, we will arrive soon)
O siyeza, o siyeza, siyagudle lomhlaba (we are coming, we are coming, we are moving across this earth)
Siyawela lapheshaya lulezontaba ezimnyama (we are crossing over those dark mountains)
Laphasobheka phansikonke ukhulupheka (where we will lay down our troubles)

A punch drunk man in a downtown bar
takes a beating without making a sound ... Through swollen eyes he
sways and smiles cause no one can put him down ...
Inside of him: a boy looks up to his father for a sign or
an approving eye ... oh, it's funny how those once so close
and now gone, can still so affect our lives

Africa, Take me now! hold me close!
Don't let go, I'm coming home !

Within Tempatation - The Truth Beneath The Rose
Give me strength to face the truth, the doubt within my soul
No longer I can justify the bloodshed in HIS NAME
Is it a sin to seek the truth, the truth beneath the rose?
Pray with me so I will find the gate to Heaven's door

I believed it would justify the means
It had a hold over me

Blinded to see the cruelty of the beast
It is the darker side of me
The veil of my dreams deceived all I have seen
Forgive me for what I have been
Forgive me my sins

Pray for me 'cause I have lost my faith in HOLY WARS
Is paradise denied to me cause I can take no more
Has darkness taken over me, consumed my mortal soul
All my virtues sacrificed, can Heaven be so cruel?

I believed it would justify the means
It had a hold over me

I'm hoping, I'm praying
I won't get lost between two worlds
For all I have seen the truth and the lies in between
Give me the strength to face the wrong that I have done
Now that I know the darkest side of me

How can blood be our salvation
And justify the PAIN that we have caused throughout the times
Will I learn what's truly sacred?
Will I redeem my soul, will truth set me free?

Blinded to see the cruelty of the beast
It is the darker side of me
The veil of my dreams deceived all I have seen
Forgive me for what I have been
Forgive me my sins

Et est signum
dies datus et tenebris
mea culpa acta est fabula pereo (best guess, in regards to wording)

"Well half my friends are crazy and The others are depressed and none
of them can help me study for my math test. I got into the class
room and my Knowledge was gone; I guess I should have studied
instead of watching "Wrath of Khan"."
The song "Grade Nine", by the Barenaked Ladies

Silent Hill 4 - The Rain

Dancing alone again ... again the rain falling
only the scent of you remains ... to dance with me
... nobody showed me how to return the love you give to me.
Mom never holds me ... Dad loves a stranger more than me
I never wanted to ever bring you down
... all that I need are some simple loving words !

You touched my body once ... it burns me still Softly.
Never forgets ... Never again ... Will be ... I cry!
Out of my head and I don't know what I found ... over
and over ... I feel it break me down !

On the sidewalk of the city ... ARE MY SCREAMS JUST A WHISPER ??!!
busy people .... going nowhere ... see me soak in
the rain ... no compassion ... nothing
matters ... my resistance is waiting ... like
a flower in the basement ... waiting for a lonely death

Out of my head and I don't know what I found ...
over and over I feel it break me down

On the sidewalk of the city
are my screams just a whisper ??!!
Busy people ... going nowhere ... see me soak
in the rain ... no compassion ... nothing matters

My resistance is waiting ... like a flower in
the basement ... waiting for a lonely death

K'S CHOICE - "Not An Addict"

  Breathe it in, and breathe it out
  And pass it on, it's almost out
  We're so creative, so much more
  We're high above, but on the floor

  It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
  If you don't have it you're on the other side

  The deeper you stick it in your vein
  The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
  I'm in heaven, I'm a god
  I'm everywhere, I feel so hot
  It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
  If you don't have it you're on the other side
  I'm not an addict
  maybe that's a lie

  It's over now, I'm cold, alone
  I'm just a person on my own
  Nothing means a thing to me
  Nothing means a thing to me

  It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
  If you don't have it you're on the other side
  I'm not an addict
  maybe that's a lie

  Free me, leave me
  Watch me as I'm going down
  Free me, see me
  Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.

  It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
  It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

  It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
  If you don't have it you're on the other side
  I'm not an addict
  maybe that's a lie
  I'm not an addict...


Every hour of every single day in North America, one woman escape an abusive relationship in a box.



Telling the Untold Story of the Genocide of Aboriginal Peoples in Canada.


Art Gallery 2 (Drow) Moved to Journal: November 11 2007 entry (Personal/Political)

Art Gallery 3 (horror and vampires)

(Vampire making out with a Catholic girl, the vamp's next victim. Soft porn, go figure)


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Art Gallery 4 (Eye Candy for VR members)
-- Moved to Journal: November 11 2007 entry (Personal/Political) --

Gallery 5: Politicial
"It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it and fear of the scourge of power corrupts those who are subject to it." - Aung San Suu Kyi, still under house arrest by Burma's military junta since 20 July 1989.


* In the centre stands a magnificent thickly snow clad mountain, which represents the great nation of Tibet, widely known as the Land Surrounded by Snow Mountains.
* Across the dark blue sky six red bands spread representing the original ancestors of the Tibetan people: the six tribes called Se, Mu, Dong, Tong, Dru and Ra which in turn gave the [twelve] descendants. The combination of six red bands (for the tribes) and six dark blue bands for the sky represents the incessant enactment of the virtuous deeds of protection of the spiritual teachings and secular life by the black and red guardian protector deities with which Tibet has had connection for a very long time.
* At the tip of the snow mountain, the sun with its rays brilliantly shining in all directions represents the equal enjoyment of freedom, spiritual and material happiness and prosperity by all beings in the land of Tibet.
* On the slopes of the mountain there proudly stand a pair of snow lions blazing with the manes of fearlessness, which represent the country's victorious accomplishment of a unified spiritual and secular life.
* The three-sided yellow border represents the flourishing of the Buddha's teachings. The side without a border represents Tibet's openness to non-Buddhist thought.
* The beautiful and radiant three coloured jewel held aloft represents the ever-present reverence respectfully held by the Tibetan people towards the Three Supreme Jewels (the Buddhist objects of refuge: Buddha, Dharma and Sangha).
* The two coloured swirling jewel held between the two lions represents the peoples' guarding and cherishing the self discipline of correct ethical behaviour, principally represented by the practices of the ten exalted virtues and the 16 humane modes of conduct.

Art Gallery 6 (Political Humor) **more can be seen in Personal/Political Journal, August 5, 2007 ENTRY**

Art Gallery 7 (Truth)

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