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1. Real Name(s): Duff Man has been called "Larry" and "Sid."

2. Theme Song: "Oh, Yeah!" by Yello.

3. Belt: Holds eight cans of Duff beer.



Titanya: "But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"
Duff Man: "Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"

(Duff Man watering his grass) "This brown spot needs a little H2-oh, yeah!"

(A giant sticker is placed over Duff Man's face) "Duff Man! Can't breathe! Oh, no!"

"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

(After seeing a picture of Moe) "That's a mug you don't want to chug!"

Duff Man: "Duff beer is brewed from hopps, barley, and sparkling clear mountain what?"
Titanya: "Goat!"
Duff Man: "Close enough!"

(Duff Man enters Moe's)
Duff Man: "Are you ready to get Duffed?"
(Cheers)
Lenny: "Hey, it's Duff man! A guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff."
Duff Man: "Duff Man wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!"
All: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Barney: "I can't, I'm the designated driver!"
(Everything stops)
Duff Man: "Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!"

"Are you ready to get DUFFED?"