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Hunter is a product (VICTIM) of society. Army trained to be a living weapon (EXPERIMENTED ON) and hailed as the greatest of the program's warriors (REJECTED AS A FAILURE). Now i'm not only one of the world's most dangerous men (WELL THAT'S TRUE), but he's also one of the world's most attractive people (ACTUALLY HE'S HIDEOUS). So ladies-- (IF YOU SAW HIS FACE YOU WOULD PROBABLY--) Hey!--(--PUKE ALL OVER YOUR--) Dude. (WHAT ?) What are you doing? (WHAD DA YA MEAN?) Tryin' to give a discription here. (WELL THEN GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.) It's OUR bio, bro!(...OH...)
Anyway i'm currently self employed (LAYED OFF) and i'm out trying to make (MONEY) the world a better place.
Dude!

(WHAT!)

Nothing. Just shut up.

(YOU SHUT UP.)

Anyway i'm 5'6" (YEAH WERE SHORT)

I have black hair (but you shave your head you'er bald ?)
Yeah but my hair is still black.

I have dark dark brown eyes. (YEAP @#%! BROWN)

I'm also a proud Mexican American. (MEXICAN AMERICAN TOOK SPAINSH IN HIGH SCHOOL GOT A "D" )
Dude thats so not cool. (LIGHTEN UP IT'S FROM A CHEACH AND CHONG MOVIE) That does'nt make it any better. (STOP IT.)

Well if there is anything else you would like to know just ask.
(OR JUST CONTINUE ON YOU'ER MERRY WAY. EATHIER WAY IT'S COOL. LATER.)