You gotta be whatever you want and fuck em if they cant take a joke.
*Little tidbits about myself*
I'm Lauren, your average every day pain in the ass. I'm quite fluent in sarcasm, I find joy in others pain, I love it when people make dumb asses out of themselves, and I will often piss people off just for the hell of it. I'm a nice person once you get to know me, if I let you get to know me that is. But I'll probably always get on your nerves: I'm random, slightly ADD, and just a little crazy (makes life interesting don't ya think?). I can play the violin, but haven't done so in a while. My Ipod is my lover, his name is ♥ Henry ♥ . The tv show Frasier makes me giggle like nothing else can XD. I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper (drinking one right now actually) and I will kill you if you try to steal my grilled cheese! I'm married to the love of my life, owner of my soul and we have two kiddos together. As for the way I look..I'm about 5'5 with green eyes and dark brown hair.
*Relationshipness about myself*
I have an amaaazing husband, I love the boy to death and no, there's no way I will leave him for anyone, not even you. No one gets me the way he does and just because you may read these little paragraphs I have about myself does not mean that you know me, so don't even try it. And btw...if you message me some sort of lovey dovey "I'm such a sweet/gentle/nice/loving man/woman and will only do anything I can to make you happy/feel loved".... it will probably make me barf...I'm so not that kind of girl, I'm not a hopeless romantic like most females seem to be these days.
*Little loves of my life*
I have two kids with my husband, Harley Quinn and Jaxon Drake. They're about 19 months apart and both under 2 at the moment....so yeah, life is craaazy at my house. Wouldn't have it any other way though, what can I say? I love the crazy.
*Some more crap about myself*
Alrighty, well, I work at the library here in my home town, I read any chance I get, which unfortunately isn't often. I love music....nearly any type of music there is, but mostly I love all the different forms of rock that is out in the world today. Really the only "rockish" bands I wont listen to are Coldplay, The Fray and Snow Patrol. I also love movies, I have a bad habbit of buying a new DVD like every couple of weeks. My favorite movie is Zerophilia (ooooh so funny!!!) if you havent seen it I totally suggest that you do.
Song I'm addicted to at the moment: 'Hold It In' by Kottonmouth Kings
Hubby and I with D-Loc of Kottonmouth Kings
So I accidentally deleted a LOT of what I had on here....oops....perhaps I'll get around to fixing that soon.
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