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Darkly humored and playful you could say I'm a demented pixie. but clumsy and always run into things. I am a hardworking person and I always try to do my best


Im in a committed relationship with my husband and happier than I thought possible. We've been together for three years! I am bisexy AF and he's fine with it he jokes and says I need a boobed bestie and that he's no help in this category because he's part of the itty bitty titty committee haha

Since I'm a housewife and don't work I have plenty of hobbies. I like to alter clothing and I have my own style that seems to be shared by alota y'all on this website lol. I love architecture and wanted to live somewhere like Paris or New Orlean maybe Venice. then I realized I don't want to pay New Orleans Paris or Venice prices who knew *shrug* .. philosophy is another strong suit of mine I've read The works of Ayn Rand Jordan Peterson and Jung.I'm currently working on building my own library not the wooden part the book part I enjoy fantasy history Syfy thriller and horror as well. I have several first edition Stephen King's I'm quite proud of. Video games have been a big influence on my life I first learned how to be a good friend from kingdom hearts. And thenI learned to say fuck everybody from GOD OF WAR. I prefer fantasy themed games, I'm not very good at anything to do with aiming I don't even like using a bow in Skyrim.

We also have six pets
two beautiful Savannah monitors they're both too young to tell their gender so we're waiting to name them
Two paint turtles their names are Tweedledee and Tweedledum and they are the stupidest creatures I've ever seen but I love them
Two cats one of her cats is Kona he is a beautiful white and gray Japanese bobtail he is clumsy as hell because he has no tail and I think it's hilarious (this occurred naturally I did not dock him) whenever I'm in Mommy mode he's my baby storm cloud
the second kitty cat is Lucy The village idiot constantly getting into stuff and scaring the crap out of herself she's a sweet little calico who's mostly white and she was a stray.

If you want to know anything else please feel free to ask

Amended on October 10th 2019 the next motherfuker who decides it's cool to just go hey sexy and think that's how you start a conversation can have a snake crawl down his throat to eat his intestines and die have a good day