The mongoose is in the birdhouse, I repeat, the mongoose is in the birdhouse. over.
Welcome to my zoo
Here's the thing. I don't really know me. I say I'm a zoo because (for one thing I love animals of all kinds) sometimes I believe my personality is one way and other times I believe it is something completely different. So my zoo holds personalities? No, that's not right either... It's not like my personality is constantly changing, more that I can never see what my personality is. Like the animals in a zoo, for the most part you can never fully see them. Yeah that makes sense.. . kind of?
Feel Free to message me about anything. I enjoy making new friends.
Talking about myself is not a talent of mine... then again I really don't have that many talents so yeah...
I’m not really pessimistic, I just swallow big gulps of truth....
Actually, i try to be as optimistic as possible.
I mostly enjoy my job, I hate the college i go to (some people might get something out of school, but its just not my cup of lizards.) I have no idea what i wish to be when i grow up *looks around* oh shit. i'm already practically grown up. um... um... i'll become an aardvark herder! i hear they are in great need of those.
I’ll try to keep this short. Reading through profiles is hard work... especially if your attention span is close to zero.
I am 19.
My favorite color is orange. Yes. I did say orange.
YOU are who you are. As long as you follow what you believe, you are ok in my book. Just make sure you're ok with what I am as well.
I don’t believe in love. Ok well maybe I believe it’s there... somewhere... occasionally... but I know that it will never find me.
Nor do I really want it to, way to much trouble than its worth. At least that's what I tell myself.
Werewolves are way cool
I’m not a very social person. My social skills are in the negatives. I have this problem of thinking everyone hates me and that i'm too annoying to have friends.
i know, i know, its a messed up thing, my brain, but think about it, There is always that one person they everyone hangs out with because they either feel sorry for them, or they just cant get rid of them.
how would you know if you were that person or not?
Reality is a fickle friend.
That's why i wish everyone was straight up about their motives. I would rather know if i was just a tag along or not.
It might seem cruel, but wouldn't it be more cruel to have a reality, that is not truly real?
I try to be up front with everyone, and i'll admit, its not as easy as one would think.
I think I am what others may call a Bitch, but I don’t mean to be. I just can’t seem to ever say or do the right things. But I promise I always mean well. If I could I would make everyone in the world happy.
I’m annoying and loud... unless I get randomly depressed. Then I just pretend to go to sleep :P
I don’t really have anything I am passionate about or believe in... probably because I’m afraid to take chances... yeah.. That would make sense....
I love animals.
My best friends are a trio of ferrets and a dwarf hamster.
sure they may be stinky, but their goofy aloof ways help me see past that. (with a nice supply of air fresheners. )
See the way I figure it is:
Humans are stupid; you can either dissolve into a deep depression or laugh at all the stupid people like it's TV. I like the latter one.
actually what usually ends up happening is I become the latter. ah well.
I'll listen to anything.
Jack off Jill
Mindless Self Indulgence
Reel big fish
Word of the moment: Sweetcakes
How it's used:
person 1-"Hey guess what?! We're going to give you $1000!"
So that's my dull self. Have a good day and watch out for the flesh licking mongoose on your way out.
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