I adore books and read as much as time allows. I refuse to have a favorite book simply because I have read so many amazing books that I find favoritism amongst them unfair.
Everyone needs some comedy in their lives! I prefer Dane Cook, Stephen Lynch, Louis CK, and Dan Mintz.
"I would punch every bee in the face!"
~From the Harmful if Swallowed CD~
"I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo. If Richard Gere can do it, I can, too! I get undressed, I start to lube. I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube..."
~"Gerbil" from the A Little Bit Special CD~
"I fell into a sand vagina, just the other day. I didn't wanna go inside of it, but my friends, they called me gay..."
~Party Boy from Jackass~
I have many heroes, as anyone can be a hero in the right light.
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